Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II

I bet you can't even picture what inspector clouseau looks like though, so you're probably wrong.

Bwfc1958 wrote:I bet you can't even picture what inspector clouseau looks like though, so you're probably wrong.

Right now I'm picturing my foot up your arse.

And it's coming through in remarkably stark relief.

Has Johnny left home?

Or is he poncing about on BA again?

A 90th Birthday we should all remember today.

There was an interview with a Mafia match fixer on TalkSport a couple of days ago.

It was followed by an advert for cement.

Newcastle v Arsenal. Amazing how realistic xbox is.

Where the hell has Johnny disappeared to? More to the point how come he has time to have a chat with Marc iles on the deadline day blog and not us. I'm deeply offended. Must have had enough of us plebs now.  

You speak for yourself!

Definitely not 58

Really thought something was going to go our way for once but it was just iles making sure everybody stayed vested in his live blog.

Bloody hell!

If those things in his nose are sharpening blocks that's a brilliant idea.

I'm forever losing mine, so it makes sense.

Hes not getting on a plane

y2johnny wrote:Hes not getting on a plane

Is it BA Baracus?

Bloody hell, didn't recognise him with all that shit in his face! 

I meant because the security at manny airport are 'orrible kuntz. One of them asked me if i was wearing i belt, i said yes.

He said well you need to take it off. When i replied with "you havent even bought me a drink yet" he nearly chinned me.

He's the type of bloke who sits next to you on an empty bus.

I always worry when that happens.

boltonbonce wrote:He's the type of bloke who sits next to you on an empty bus.

I always worry when that happens.

I hope I never need to catch a bloody bus in Warrington.

Bwfc1958 wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:He's the type of bloke who sits next to you on an empty bus.

I always worry when that happens.

I hope I never need to catch a bloody bus in Warrington.

I know imagine having to sit next to bonce

Bastards.