Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II

Natasha Whittam wrote:

y2johnny wrote:Anyway, fook off, its been over 48 hours you utter bellend

When I went off in a sulk I lasted about 6 weeks.

Ponce.

Yeah, but you didnt have you to come back too......if that makes sense

boltonbonce wrote:Don't worry about Magoo. He's in love.

 i have no idea where that footage came from and believe me i don't want to to know either, isn't it illegal to download stuff like that? 

Available on Google.  Nothing to download.

Just Google guy loves goat.

Norpig wrote:
 i have no idea where that footage came from and believe me i don't want to to know either, isn't it illegal to download stuff like that? 

Who says he downloaded it?

I broke my watch today whilst fixing my car. 

Looking for a new watch. Why do all new watches show the time as 10 past 10?

Barb Dwyer wrote:I broke my watch today whilst fixing my car. 

Looking for a new watch. Why do all new watches show the time as 10 past 10?

Why do blokes advertising pyjama's always look smart and sophisticated,yet the moment I put mine on I look like I've just escaped from a secure unit?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Norpig wrote:
 i have no idea where that footage came from and believe me i don't want to to know either, isn't it illegal to download stuff like that? 

Who says he downloaded it?

 are you saying Boncey is a pornographer in his spare time?

Stop it. You're getting my goat.

Fancy a cuppa?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-34173532

boltonbonce wrote:Stop it. You're getting my goat.

enough kidding around...

 

Wish certain people would just feck off

You ok mate?

Yeah man

Some people just don't take the fecking hint

Certain people just cant leave it alone can they.

Have I missed summat?

Spit it out Johnny. Is this about the magazine stash under your bed?

No its about people just leaving me out of it and not mentioning me when i have done them such courtesy.
Three or for ignored pms later and replying to my comments also being ignored and that's not good enough

You're very like me.

You take this shit far too seriously sometimes, mate - as do I.

(Hence the appeal to the mods to delete your account because you can't trust yourself to just walk away because you know that if the decision is left in your hands, you'll never do it - I know because I did that myself and came to the same conclusions!)

It's a website based loosely around a football team and it gives you an opportunity to vent, be funny and create new (on-line) friendships.

But it's not real life - Don't sweat it too much.

And when you realise that, it all makes sense.

You've got your family, work and a whole lotta other important stuff going on in the real world.

Don't get hung up on this shit.

Yeah, we have a laugh but it's not really important in the grand scheme.

Just kick back, contribute some funny stuff that you know will make people laugh and take the piss out of the ones who still take this shit seriously and can only feel good about themselves if they get unadulterated, positive, "Oh yeah, you're so funny and clever!" feedback on here.

That's where I am.

And it's great!

Wise words Breadman