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Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II

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karlypants

karlypants
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Absolute joke Bonce! Evil or Very Mad

scottjames30

scottjames30
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Nat Lofthouse

I think they do these things to piss us all off.
Cut the dole then do this.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Just received a large parcel from the sweet shop.

Pontefract Cakes.
Bullseyes.
Barley Sugar.
Banana split Toffee.
Cough Candy Twists.

Should keep me going for a while.    Have a browse...http://www.oldestsweetshop.co.uk/

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Bad morning at work. Apart from the high winds,I had a poop problem. Nothing to do with the Pontefract Cakes I had yesterday though. 
About 200 seagulls took off,in unison,from the roof of a large electrical retail store,and,with almost military precision,did what they do best,all over me. With the whole of Cheshire to aim at,I wasn't best pleased.
Everyone but me found it funny. Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II - Page 45 Bird-pooping

karlypants

karlypants
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boltonbonce wrote:Bad morning at work. Apart from the high winds,I had a poop problem. Nothing to do with the Pontefract Cakes I had yesterday though. 
About 200 seagulls took off,in unison,from the roof of a large electrical retail store,and,with almost military precision,did what they do best,all over me. With the whole of Cheshire to aim at,I wasn't best pleased.
Everyone but me found it funny. Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II - Page 45 Bird-pooping
They say it's lucky to be shit on by a bird!

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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Nat Lofthouse

Not by 200 of the bastards KP! Shocked

Norpig

Norpig
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Nat Lofthouse

i think Boncey needs to have his own fly on the wall documentary about him then we get to witness all these mishaps  Very Happy

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Laughing

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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Nat Lofthouse

I'm humiliated on a daily basis. That would be too much to bear. Things always seem to happen to me.

I once got my hand stuck in a vase at a jumble sale,and had to buy it. £3. I didn't even like it.

All I got at home was 'why did you put your hand in it in the first place?'

Actually it was a fair question. Embarassed

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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Nat Lofthouse

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:
I once got my hand stuck in a vase at a jumble sale,and had to buy it. £3. I didn't even like it.

All I got at home was 'why did you put your hand in it in the first place?'

Actually it was a fair question. Embarassed
:rofl:

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Smile

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

They're not allowed moon cakes so maybe 74 could sort them out with some quality space cakes instead. They need to chill out a bit anyway so it would probably help  Very Happy

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

boltonbonce wrote:I'm humiliated on a daily basis. That would be too much to bear. Things always seem to happen to me.

I once got my hand stuck in a vase at a jumble sale,and had to buy it. £3. I didn't even like it.

All I got at home was 'why did you put your hand in it in the first place?'

Actually it was a fair question. Embarassed
This is what you look like in my mind after all these stories now bonce.........
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II - Page 45 7ea3fe1a3ca60684ac4c248eed600462

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

:rofl:

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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Nat Lofthouse

Razz Not far from the truth that 58. Every day is an adventure to me.

Been pretty quiet so far today,thankfully.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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Nat Lofthouse

A nice story for a change. Be thankful for what you've got.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-34617883

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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Nat Lofthouse

Gonna have to sort our bird table out. That's the third postman this week. Rolling Eyes
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II - Page 45 LBg67

karlypants

karlypants
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Nat Lofthouse

Very Happy

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I just fell out of the bath. Stood up the non slip bath mat slipped went flying out and landed on a plastic jug used to wash my daughters hair when she was little. My arse is black and blue. Girlfriend pissing her self laughing at me.

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