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881 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Wed Oct 14 2015, 19:30
karlypants
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882 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Wed Oct 14 2015, 19:32
scottjames30
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I think they do these things to piss us all off.
Cut the dole then do this.
Cut the dole then do this.
883 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Wed Oct 21 2015, 14:54
boltonbonce
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Just received a large parcel from the sweet shop.
Pontefract Cakes.
Bullseyes.
Barley Sugar.
Banana split Toffee.
Cough Candy Twists.
Should keep me going for a while. Have a browse...http://www.oldestsweetshop.co.uk/
Pontefract Cakes.
Bullseyes.
Barley Sugar.
Banana split Toffee.
Cough Candy Twists.
Should keep me going for a while. Have a browse...http://www.oldestsweetshop.co.uk/
884 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Thu Oct 22 2015, 13:29
boltonbonce
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Bad morning at work. Apart from the high winds,I had a poop problem. Nothing to do with the Pontefract Cakes I had yesterday though.
About 200 seagulls took off,in unison,from the roof of a large electrical retail store,and,with almost military precision,did what they do best,all over me. With the whole of Cheshire to aim at,I wasn't best pleased.
Everyone but me found it funny.
About 200 seagulls took off,in unison,from the roof of a large electrical retail store,and,with almost military precision,did what they do best,all over me. With the whole of Cheshire to aim at,I wasn't best pleased.
Everyone but me found it funny.
885 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Thu Oct 22 2015, 13:38
karlypants
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They say it's lucky to be shit on by a bird!boltonbonce wrote:Bad morning at work. Apart from the high winds,I had a poop problem. Nothing to do with the Pontefract Cakes I had yesterday though.
About 200 seagulls took off,in unison,from the roof of a large electrical retail store,and,with almost military precision,did what they do best,all over me. With the whole of Cheshire to aim at,I wasn't best pleased.
Everyone but me found it funny.
886 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Thu Oct 22 2015, 13:39
boltonbonce
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Not by 200 of the bastards KP! 
887 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Thu Oct 22 2015, 13:40
Norpig
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i think Boncey needs to have his own fly on the wall documentary about him then we get to witness all these mishaps 
888 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Thu Oct 22 2015, 13:42
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889 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Thu Oct 22 2015, 13:46
boltonbonce
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I'm humiliated on a daily basis. That would be too much to bear. Things always seem to happen to me.
I once got my hand stuck in a vase at a jumble sale,and had to buy it. £3. I didn't even like it.
All I got at home was 'why did you put your hand in it in the first place?'
Actually it was a fair question.
I once got my hand stuck in a vase at a jumble sale,and had to buy it. £3. I didn't even like it.
All I got at home was 'why did you put your hand in it in the first place?'
Actually it was a fair question.
891 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Thu Oct 22 2015, 20:47
karlypants
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boltonbonce wrote:
I once got my hand stuck in a vase at a jumble sale,and had to buy it. £3. I didn't even like it.
All I got at home was 'why did you put your hand in it in the first place?'
Actually it was a fair question.
892 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Thu Oct 22 2015, 21:34
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893 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Fri Oct 23 2015, 10:39
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
They're not allowed moon cakes so maybe 74 could sort them out with some quality space cakes instead. They need to chill out a bit anyway so it would probably helpboltonbonce wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-34600544
894 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Fri Oct 23 2015, 10:44
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
This is what you look like in my mind after all these stories now bonce.........boltonbonce wrote:I'm humiliated on a daily basis. That would be too much to bear. Things always seem to happen to me.
I once got my hand stuck in a vase at a jumble sale,and had to buy it. £3. I didn't even like it.
All I got at home was 'why did you put your hand in it in the first place?'
Actually it was a fair question.
895 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Fri Oct 23 2015, 10:45
karlypants
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896 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Fri Oct 23 2015, 13:27
boltonbonce
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Not far from the truth that 58. Every day is an adventure to me.Been pretty quiet so far today,thankfully.
897 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Fri Oct 23 2015, 18:12
boltonbonce
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A nice story for a change. Be thankful for what you've got.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-34617883
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-34617883
898 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Sat Oct 24 2015, 21:15
boltonbonce
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Gonna have to sort our bird table out. That's the third postman this week. 
899 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Sat Oct 24 2015, 21:18
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900 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Mon Oct 26 2015, 17:50
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I just fell out of the bath. Stood up the non slip bath mat slipped went flying out and landed on a plastic jug used to wash my daughters hair when she was little. My arse is black and blue. Girlfriend pissing her self laughing at me.
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