Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II

Welcome to the club,Barb.

Found a Rolex watch on the grass verge I was working on this morning. I believe they can be traced,so I handed it in. Best thing I've found in years.

No doubt it's a fake.

Looked genuine. GMT-Master II

Bollocks!

You didn't find it - your mate hid it up his ass so Charlie didn't find it then when he died from Dysentery you shoved it up your own pumper for 2 years, before bringing it home to pass on to his son.

We're not stupid.

Are you sure it said Rolex and not Rolox?

Wish I'd taken a picture now.
I'm even getting grief for not keeping it.

Remind me never to ask you the time.

Bolex more like

boltonbonce wrote:Remind me never to ask you the time.

Says the man with someone else's watch up his ricker....

Don't like Rolex anyway.

Baume & Mercier are much classier.

i have two g-shock watches

You are all so yesteryear! 

I use my phone as a watch!

Can't live without my watch.

Mine is a Zeitner.

emporio armani...bought on a very good deal!

Very nice too. Can't beat a stylish watch.

Pity I dress like Catweazle.

I haven't worn a watch for over twenty years.

It comes from working in food manufacturing.

I put mine on a couple of weeks ago and it felt odd so I had to take it off.

Mrs B works with a proper flash watch-snob.

He's forever telling anybody who'll listen how much his latest addition to his collection cost. (He's got about twenty apparently.)

Anyway, he was recently showing off in a bar in Manchester and some thug followed him to the bogs, sparked him out and divested him of it.

It's not nice hearing about people being assaulted but this guy's a tool and he was asking for it.

I know a bloke like that. 

At the end of the day,it's a tool. Never thought of a watch as anything else.

Was once dumped by a girl because I wore my watch in bed. Stumped me a bit that.