Hometiming yourself during intercourse is poor form in the bedroom Boncey 
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922 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Nov 03 2015, 13:37
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Yes. Although an egg timer would have sufficed. 
923 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Nov 03 2015, 13:39
Numpty 28723
Andy Walker
boltonbonce wrote:I know a bloke like that.
At the end of the day,it's a tool. Never thought of a watch as anything else.
Was once dumped by a girl because I wore my watch in bed. Stumped me a bit that.
924 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Nov 03 2015, 13:53
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Anyway. I found a Rolex.
Should I have kept it?
What would you have done?
Should I have kept it?
What would you have done?
925 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Nov 03 2015, 13:56
Guest
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i would have checked if it was genuine before i handed it in just because i am nosey and you never know there may be a reward
926 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Nov 03 2015, 13:56
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Kept it if it was real.
927 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Nov 03 2015, 14:00
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
You could use it to count down to January,and your 2nd favourite night of the year after bonfire night.karlypants wrote:Kept it if it was real.
928 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Nov 03 2015, 14:25
finlaymcdanger
Frank Worthington
Breadman wrote:I haven't worn a watch for over twenty years.
It comes from working in food manufacturing.
I put mine on a couple of weeks ago and it felt odd so I had to take it off.
Mrs B works with a proper flash watch-snob.
He's forever telling anybody who'll listen how much his latest addition to his collection cost. (He's got about twenty apparently.)
Anyway, he was recently showing off in a bar in Manchester and some thug followed him to the bogs, sparked him out and divested him of it.
It's not nice hearing about people being assaulted but this guy's a tool and he was asking for it.
I'm just the opposite. It feels completely weird to not have my watch on my wrist although I pretty much always use my phone to tell me the time.
My wedding ring is another story. Never got used to it and just can't wear it much to the delight of Ms McD.
929 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Nov 03 2015, 14:40
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Anyone put price before style? Some of the more expensive watches are like manhole covers,and I wouldn't be seen dead wearing one.
930 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Nov 03 2015, 14:43
finlaymcdanger
Frank Worthington
boltonbonce wrote:Anyway. I found a Rolex.
Should I have kept it?
What would you have done?
I think you did the right thing. You never know, that watch may have enormous sentimental value to someone.
931 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Nov 03 2015, 14:47
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Exactly what I was thinking. You can't put a price on memories.
Bloody hell,I sound like Patience Strong.
Bloody hell,I sound like Patience Strong.
932 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Nov 03 2015, 14:59
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
RIP Colin Welland. He was brilliant in Kes,and Blue Remembered Hills. Very sad.
933 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Nov 03 2015, 16:01
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
didn't he write the screenplay for Chariots of fire as well?boltonbonce wrote:RIP Colin Welland. He was brilliant in Kes,and Blue Remembered Hills. Very sad.
934 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Nov 03 2015, 16:03
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
That's right.
935 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Nov 03 2015, 16:52
Chairmanda
Andy Walker
you did the right thing handing the watch in boncey, and yes, v sad about Colin Welland
936 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Wed Nov 04 2015, 13:47
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Just received my BWFC official catalogue 2015/16.
Can't wait to get spending.
Can't wait to get spending.
937 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Wed Nov 04 2015, 13:49
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
The best thing you can do is file it away in the bin.boltonbonce wrote:Just received my BWFC official catalogue 2015/16.
Can't wait to get spending.
That way you don't waste your money.
938 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Wed Nov 04 2015, 13:50
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
If I ever see Garty, I'll know where to shove it. 
939 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Wed Nov 04 2015, 13:52
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
I think that's where some of the finances have gone you know, he sat on the petty cash tin and it's got lost up there!boltonbonce wrote:If I ever see Garty, I'll know where to shove it.
940 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Wed Nov 04 2015, 22:36
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
While I'm at it.....
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