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Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II
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622 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Jul 21 2015, 15:45
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Breadman wrote:Barb Dwyer wrote:Why is there a specific site for cheating on your wife? Surely you would just join a normal dating site and say your single.
What is publishing the names of people going to achieve anyway, it has 3 million members worldwide.
"Honestly love, that John Smith on that website isn't me"
You're giving this far too much serious thought.
I smell panic.
I always use one of the identities I've stolen, so I'm ok.
623 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Jul 21 2015, 15:47
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
'Life is short,have an affair'.
Life could get even shorter.
Life could get even shorter.
624 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Jul 21 2015, 16:11
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boltonbonce wrote:Anyone seen johnny? Bit worried about him.
625 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Thu Jul 23 2015, 23:02
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Guest
Just watched my cousins wedding in Mexico live on usteam
We was invited but i hate flying
We was invited but i hate flying
626 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Thu Jul 23 2015, 23:04
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Blimey.
627 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Thu Jul 23 2015, 23:07
Guest
Guest
The wonders of modern technology eh dad.
Would of prefered the macron myself.
Would of prefered the macron myself.
628 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Fri Jul 24 2015, 16:29
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Another Goldline winner in Hartlepool!
This time it's a bloody fish shop!
What's going on up there?
Will I have to move there to stand a chance?
This time it's a bloody fish shop!
What's going on up there?
Will I have to move there to stand a chance?
629 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Fri Jul 24 2015, 16:37
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Guest
I never understood why Hartlepool joined our Goldline raffle rather than starting their own. It's a mystery.
630 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Fri Jul 24 2015, 19:03
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Guest
I've not seen my agent for a few months.
I'm going to get stung for a fortune for draws I didn't win when he finally catches up with me.
I'm going to get stung for a fortune for draws I didn't win when he finally catches up with me.
631 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Fri Jul 24 2015, 19:04
Guest
Guest
He's probably moved to Hartlepool, more chance of getting a bonus.
632 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Fri Jul 24 2015, 19:06
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I've only ever won ten quid.
633 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Fri Jul 24 2015, 19:07
Guest
Guest
I won 10 quid once, then found out it wasn't for me.
634 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Fri Jul 24 2015, 19:09
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
It was probably mine. 
635 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Fri Jul 24 2015, 19:11
Guest
Guest
He's a Utd fan and it always feels wrong handing my money over to him.
I bet the bastard's been pocketing it for years.
I bet the bastard's been pocketing it for years.
636 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Fri Jul 24 2015, 19:16
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Goldline.
637 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Sun Jul 26 2015, 14:27
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Dr Livingstone's wife,Mary.
No wonder the old bugger was off exploring most of the time.
No wonder the old bugger was off exploring most of the time.
639 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Fri Jul 31 2015, 07:58
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
640 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Sat Aug 01 2015, 10:55
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
When questioned,Sir David Attenborough said "I only invited him round for a coffee"
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