Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II

I've got some time off not next week the week after. 5 days including the weekend and ill have my new motor. Can't wait.

Plus I've booked days off throughout August so i don't work one full week. Couple of trips away hopefully

y2johnny wrote:I've got some time off not next week the week after. 5 days including the weekend and ill have my new motor.  Can't wait.

Plus I've booked days off throughout August so i don't work one full week. Couple of trips away hopefully

Fantastic! Sounds like a plan!

karlypants wrote:

y2johnny wrote:I've got some time off not next week the week after. 5 days including the weekend and ill have my new motor.  Can't wait.

Plus I've booked days off throughout August so i don't work one full week. Couple of trips away hopefully

Fantastic! Sounds like a plan!

I don't think he was inviting you along kp.

The more the merrier

Bastards.

Hello,

It's been brought to our attention that some copies of "Go set a Watchman" by Harper Lee may have lines of text missing at the bottom of six pages between 252 and 277.

As you placed an order for "Go Set a Watchman" , we are sending you a corrected version of this book at no cost to you, in case you are affected.  We expect to have updated copies dispatched by Wednesday, July 22.

While you wait for the free replacement, we’ll be sending you a follow up e-mail that will contain the missing lines / paragraphs, in case you get that far before your updated copy arrives.

If you bought the book as a gift for someone, please pass on this information to them.

I'm half way through it!

Bastards.

Does your book have lines missing from it Bonce?

Yes. Bit of a cock up all round.

boltonbonce wrote:Bastards.

Hello,

It's been brought to our attention that some copies of "Go set a Watchman" by Harper Lee may have lines of text missing at the bottom of six pages between 252 and 277.

As you placed an order for "Go Set a Watchman" , we are sending you a corrected version of this book at no cost to you, in case you are affected.  We expect to have updated copies dispatched by Wednesday, July 22.

While you wait for the free replacement, we’ll be sending you a follow up e-mail that will contain the missing lines / paragraphs, in case you get that far before your updated copy arrives.

If you bought the book as a gift for someone, please pass on this information to them.

I'm half way through it!

Bastards.

I have been sent the missing lines by email.

Hello,

As detailed in our earlier e-mail, it's been brought to our attention that some copies of "Go set a Watchman" by Harper Lee may have lines of text missing at the bottom of six pages between 252 to 277.

In case you reach page 252 before your updated free replacement copy arrives, we wanted to provide you with the missing text.

WARNING POTENTIAL SPOILERS: please don’t scroll down before reaching page 252

They're having a laugh.

Against my better judgement I started reading a copy in Tesco yesterday.

It's got big print and plenty of space between the words, hasn't it?

I reckon you could probably finish that in one or two sittings.

Provided all the words were there, obviously.......

Anyone seen johnny? Bit worried about him.

Hes gone into hiding with Boggers and Scott.

Boggers and Scott won't stand a chance. They'll already be trussed up, waiting for johnny to compile a movie quiz for them.
We really should help them.

Is he still locked in The Shed O' Discipline?

Did you forget you'd stuck him in there again?

No shed could hold him.
I know he was worried about some exam or other.
Maybe he just got cheesed off with some movie competition cheating.

Not that anybody on here would stoop so low, obviously......

He did seem to take it badly though - hope he's ok.

Anyway, speaking of cheating, did you catch this on the news earlier?

http://money.cnn.com/2015/07/20/technology/ashley-madison-hack/

A website to help people cheat on their partners........

What is the world coming to?

I hope the hackers publish everything and everybody involved gets divorced and loses everything.

Wankers!

Breadman wrote:Not that anybody on here would stoop so low, obviously......

He did seem to take it badly though - hope he's ok.

Anyway, speaking of cheating, did you catch this on the news earlier?

http://money.cnn.com/2015/07/20/technology/ashley-madison-hack/

A website to help people cheat on their partners........

What is the world coming to?

I hope the hackers publish everything and everybody involved gets divorced and loses everything.

Wankers!

  I HOPE THEY DON'T

I hope it turns green and drops off........dirty boy.

Hope Mrs Brucie isn't on it.

Why is there a specific site for cheating on your wife? Surely you would just join a normal dating site and say your single.

What is publishing the names of people going to achieve anyway, it has 3 million members worldwide.

"Honestly love, that John Smith on that website isn't me"

Barb Dwyer wrote:Why is there a specific site for cheating on your wife? Surely you would just join a normal dating site and say your single.

What is publishing the names of people going to achieve anyway, it has 3 million members worldwide.

"Honestly love, that John Smith on that website isn't me"

You're giving this far too much serious thought.

I smell panic.