Is CEF Dead?

Or if KP was in charge of Refreshments.......

Come on........

You've got form!

Bonce falls in ponds, I trash stalls by falling over and you burn shit down.

We're like a rubbish A Team.

It's a fact KP.
You only went up to put some slates on!

The F Team.

Have you got a problem?

Are you a bit skint?

Have you tried the normal channels without success?

Are you now getting really desperate?

Would you trust a bunch of idiots from a football forum to help you, given the fact that you've no money and the Authorities have laughed in your face and told you to go away and you have no more options on the table?

Yes you would!

And that's where we come in.

Stumble, Droppit & Leg-It Ltd.

Easy money.

I'm up for that. In fact the BBC might go for it in a big way.

Docu-drama.

It's got BBC3 writ large all over it.

We could be the show that finally shuts it down and diverts much needed funds to BBC4.

For more programmes about space and science and shit.

It's a win win!!!!

I'm off to Autotrader.com to buy a new car now.

Having had a beer just sharpens my business acumen, so I'm guaranteed to get a good deal, obviously........

I'm like a deal-making Ninja! Huuu-Yah!!!

First rule of Business - Relax and get in the zone. They need your business more than you do.

Remember that, very important.......

And anyway......I'm not daft! Vroom vroom!

I want a red one.

That has shiny wheels and makes a good throaty noise.

And, er......is red.

And has shiny wheels.....and that.

Off we go!

Anything that can shut down BBC3 is a winner.

Young people don't need their own TV ghetto.

I'm so glad I don't drive.

Shouldn't you be in bed?  

I've got a lie in lined up tomorrow which will last until at least until Kyle's finished and may well see me missing the big reveal on Homes Under The Hammer. (Oooh, he paid £250k for a flat in Hampstead and flogged it a week later after a lick of paint for £3million!)

(With a bit of luck....)

God bless shift work!

Breadman wrote:Come on........

You've got form!

Bonce falls in ponds, I trash stalls by falling over and you burn shit down.

We're like a rubbish A Team.

  Just seen this now

You in then?

You can drive the cool team vehicle:



Durr der't der, nerr Der durr.......!

We am the F Team and we're Special (our Mums told us)!

And I pity the fool who gives us money......

Actually, that's not a million miles away from a green Capri, is it?

And we do need a fourth member of the team......

I'm in with a green capri but to hell with the Robin Reliant looking thing!

Not exactly much of a matcho car is it!

Barb Dwyer wrote:He does still post on JA606, apparently he is on the run from here with the prize money from the £100 drop competition. He was last seen crossing the border into Mexico.

There is actually a bit of truth in this.

CEF DOES have the prize money and we have been trying to contact him, up to know unsuccessfully.

The main prize winners have already pledged the winnings to Derian House, the hospice for local children.

We would be extremely grateful if anyone is able to contact him and ask him to contact us and arrange for the money to be paid into our sites Paypal account so that we can pay the money to the hospice and put up a screen shot of their receipt.

The money is long overdue and should be benefitting those children who need it the most.

This is a SERIOUS request.

Thank you so much for your help in this matter.

It was a Burnden Park staple back in the day, mate.

Parked in the corner where the Lever End met the Manny Rd terrace.

Fuck knows who drove it in but somebody did....

They used to be a regular sight around town back then.

Nowadays you just get some distant relative to say they're your "carer" and you get a brand new Beamer with a blue badge and you can park it on the pitch if you like.

And probably get a game.....

Sluffy wrote:

Barb Dwyer wrote:He does still post on JA606, apparently he is on the run from here with the prize money from the £100 drop competition. He was last seen crossing the border into Mexico.

There is actually a bit of truth in this.

CEF DOES have the prize money and we have been trying to contact him, up to know unsuccessfully.

The main prize winners have already pledged the winnings to Derian House, the hospice for local children.

We would be extremely grateful if anyone is able to contact him and ask him to contact us and arrange for the money to be paid into our sites Paypal account so that we can pay the money to the hospice and put up a screen shot of their receipt.

The money is long overdue and should be benefitting those children who need it the most.

This is a SERIOUS request.

Thank you so much for your help in this matter.

Just out of interest, how did he get his hands on the prize money?

I though that these quizzes were all "community funded" and if you were daft enough to put yourself up for running one, you'd have to stand the cost and then (sheepishly) try and recover the funds from The Management when it was all done and dusted.

Has he actually embezzled funds from Nuts?

Blimey.......

How did you let that happen?

So, let's get this straight.......

You sent him a cheque when he volunteered to run a competition for you........?

On the understanding that he'd pass it on to the winner of the competition that he was running?

On a website.......

Patronised by a bunch of strangers......

Who he'd never met and had no allegiance whatsoever to......

OK........

I can see how that may work.

Breadman wrote:

Sluffy wrote:

Barb Dwyer wrote:He does still post on JA606, apparently he is on the run from here with the prize money from the £100 drop competition. He was last seen crossing the border into Mexico.

There is actually a bit of truth in this.

CEF DOES have the prize money and we have been trying to contact him, up to know unsuccessfully.

The main prize winners have already pledged the winnings to Derian House, the hospice for local children.

We would be extremely grateful if anyone is able to contact him and ask him to contact us and arrange for the money to be paid into our sites Paypal account so that we can pay the money to the hospice and put up a screen shot of their receipt.

The money is long overdue and should be benefitting those children who need it the most.

This is a SERIOUS request.

Thank you so much for your help in this matter.

Just out of interest, how did he get his hands on the prize money?

I though that these quizzes were all "community funded" and if you were daft enough to put yourself up for running one, you'd have to stand the cost and then (sheepishly) try and recover the funds from The Management when it was all done and dusted.

Has he actually embezzled funds from Nuts?

Blimey.......

How did you let that happen?

At this point we have no reason to believe anything untoward as happened but the longer there is no contact from CEF the more uncomfortable we are becoming.

CEF was good enough to run the season long competition on here and as a sign of goodwill I forwarded him the prize money right from the start.

The idea being the establishment of trust.

That is to ensure him that his season long work would indeed have the prize money as promised.

He did run the competition every week over the course of the season and the winners want the money to go to the childrens hospice.

It is now long overdue to do this.

The money should by now be benefitting them and that's what it should be doing, nothing else.

That's why now we want to contact CEF, to bring this about, urgently now.