Is CEF Dead?

Is CEF originally from Nigeria?

Or is (s)he a stunning Russian girl with a sick granny who "wants to be good friend" and needs "money urgent to pay medical bill"......?

Russian? Did you change that for my benefit?

karlypants wrote:Russian? Did you change that for my benefit?

No, honestly mate!

All the spam begging emails I get are from either Nigerians who want to borrow my account to squirrel money out of Africa or nubile, twenty-something Russian ladies who all have sick grannies and are in desperate need of financial assistance to buy drugs.

I thought everybody got them?

Norpig wrote:Just had this back from CEF

Norpig, I am onto it. Lost the scoring spreadsheet along with a load of others due to some file corruption. Having to re-enter everything. Up to Week 28 at moment. Will finish this week and contact sluffy regarding how to sort out winnings.

I guess we're still waiting...

Can you pay me for the alternative fantasy football competition, my car just broke down so I'm upping the prize money to £500. Thanks.

This is a job for scott and Michael bolton

BoltonTillIDie wrote:

Norpig wrote:Just had this back from CEF

Norpig, I am onto it. Lost the scoring spreadsheet along with a load of others due to some file corruption. Having to re-enter everything. Up to Week 28 at moment. Will finish this week and contact sluffy regarding how to sort out winnings.

I guess we're still waiting...

 the plot thickens, time to pay him a visit, where's AD when you really need him? 

How much as he got

I have worked out the final standings and prize winners - http://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk/t11827-final-standings

Who ever gave him the funds should pay out.

Norpig wrote:

BoltonTillIDie wrote:

Norpig wrote:Just had this back from CEF

Norpig, I am onto it. Lost the scoring spreadsheet along with a load of others due to some file corruption. Having to re-enter everything. Up to Week 28 at moment. Will finish this week and contact sluffy regarding how to sort out winnings.

I guess we're still waiting...

 the plot thickens, time to pay him a visit, where's AD when you really need him? 

AD is currently recycling 90s gags on BA thinking he's top dog. He might just be thick enough to pull it off, who am i kidding, he is definitely thick enough

CEF was given £100 at the start of the season (or so I assume going off the final standings BTID has posted). The money probably got soaked into his own personal cash and it has now been so long he doesn't fancy paying out £100 out of his own bank account, so has disappeared to avoid paying up. Everyone knows that cash would have gone to a charity, so in doing what he has done, CEF has actually stolen money from a childrens charity. 

It may have been a bit naive to assume he could be trusted but how many of you on here can say they would have done the same thing, even though you are also just strangers on the Internet?  

CEF is a dick. Taking money away from a kids charity is about as low as you can get.

Bwfc1958 wrote:CEF was given £100 at the start of the season (or so I assume going off the final standings BTID has posted). The money probably got soaked into his own personal cash and it has now been so long he doesn't fancy paying out £100 out of his own bank account, so has disappeared to avoid paying up. Everyone knows that cash would have gone to a charity, so in doing what he has done, CEF has actually stolen money from a childrens charity. 

It may have been a bit naive to assume he could be trusted but how many of you on here can say they would have done the same thing, even though you are also just strangers on the Internet?  

CEF is a dick. Taking money away from a kids charity is about as low as you can get.

And as this is a little bit close to home for me i think it should be taken further.  We need to set the full wrath of Nat on him on 606

Whoa, steady on chaps.

Libel's still a crime and nobody's got any proof of anything, so be careful.

mine was a slightly jokey poke and i don't think 58 is serious.  it is a forum where we are all make believe anyway.

*that should cover it*

i was quite surprised when he answered my post on 606 so thought it would be all sorted by now. I think he's knee deep in a big competition on there which may be taking up his time (that's me being generous by the way).

I really hope he does the right thing and pays back the money

Breadman wrote:Whoa, steady on chaps.

Libel's still a crime and nobody's got any proof of anything, so be careful.

It's fine. I'll ask stuffy for competition money up front for the fantasy football to cover my legal fees.

In the event of CEF taking legal action, you should know the prize for the fantasy football is 5 grand.

There is nothing on here libelous.

All I can do is apologise. There is an explanation, but not one I want to share on here.

I have asked sluffy to email me so I can sort it out with him directly.


I am keen for this great charity to benefit asap.

Sorry to everyone involved and who has been offended by my disappearance.

Good man CEF 

CEF, in light of recent events I have decided to insist on cash upfront for your Friday night "massage". No more placing a wad of tenners between my ample bosoms when you leave.