i bet he's a bit famous Nat, which one of the Phoenix Nights dwarves is it?
Dating A Dwarf
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karlypants
Chairmanda
Norpig
Boggersbelief
boltonbonce
Mr Magoo
scottjames30
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22 Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14 2015, 19:39
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Mr Magoo wrote:So y bring it up then
This isn't a thread about dwarfs, it's about relationships where the woman is taller than the bloke.
23 Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14 2015, 19:39
Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Natasha Whittam wrote:You utter twats. 5'9 is not dwarf size.
Thread title
24 Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14 2015, 19:41
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Good thing about dating a dwarf is you'll always be feeling Happy..............or Sneezy.......or Bashful...............
25 Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14 2015, 19:42
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
The title should say ' i'm in love with a midget'.
26 Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14 2015, 19:43
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Boggersbelief wrote:
Thread title
The thread title relates to what was shouted at the Trafford Centre.
Clive is not a dwarf. He is of average height.
27 Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14 2015, 19:43
Chairmanda
Andy Walker
stop feeling grumpy, sneezy gets jealous
28 Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14 2015, 19:43
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Some of you need to grow up.
Disgusting responses.
Disgusting responses.
30 Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14 2015, 19:45
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
not only is he a dwarf but he's called Clive, are you going out with him for a bet?
31 Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14 2015, 19:46
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Oh right, so now his name is something to laugh at. What is wrong with Clive? It's a solid British name.
32 Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14 2015, 19:47
Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Oh feck off and do the midget before he runs off, you should be able to catch him.
33 Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14 2015, 19:47
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
does he like cardigans and socks with sandals?
34 Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14 2015, 19:48
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
This thread should have been full of tales of you bellends dating women that were taller than you.
35 Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14 2015, 19:49
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
You can hide him in your bag, sneak him into the penthouse, nobody will find out about Clive.
36 Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14 2015, 19:49
Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Never dated a woman taller than me.
37 Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14 2015, 19:51
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
fixed it for youMr Magoo wrote:Never dated a woman ever.
38 Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14 2015, 19:51
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Id love a woman 6ft4, 12 stone.
39 Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14 2015, 19:52
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
so basically you in drag?scottjames30 wrote:Id love a woman 6ft4, 12 stone.
40 Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14 2015, 19:54
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Id date me if i was a woman.Norpig wrote:so basically you in drag?scottjames30 wrote:Id love a woman 6ft4, 12 stone.
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