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Dating A Dwarf

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karlypants
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Boggersbelief
boltonbonce
Mr Magoo
scottjames30
Natasha Whittam
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41Dating A Dwarf - Page 3 Empty Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14, 2015 7:54 pm

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

It's threads like this that make bolton nuts so appealing. Well done nat

42Dating A Dwarf - Page 3 Empty Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14, 2015 7:58 pm

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Boggersbelief wrote:It's threads like this that make bolton nuts so appealing. Well done nat

You mean threads where a valued member comes to the site for advice and gets nothing but abuse about her friend Clive?

43Dating A Dwarf - Page 3 Empty Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14, 2015 7:58 pm

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

That's about the size of it.

44Dating A Dwarf - Page 3 Empty Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14, 2015 7:59 pm

Guest


Guest

It is a shit name though.

Ever heard of a King Clive?

See........

45Dating A Dwarf - Page 3 Empty Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14, 2015 8:00 pm

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Clive Laughing

46Dating A Dwarf - Page 3 Empty Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14, 2015 8:02 pm

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I'm sure you all have cool names.

47Dating A Dwarf - Page 3 Empty Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14, 2015 8:03 pm

Guest


Guest

Has "Big C" got a few bob?

I'm sensing a bit of "Debbie McGee Syndrome" here potentially.

And if so, did he make his money by acting in any of the Star Wars films by any chance?

You know.....playing a furry animal or a very small robot?



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48Dating A Dwarf - Page 3 Empty Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14, 2015 8:05 pm

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:
Boggersbelief wrote:It's threads like this that make bolton nuts so appealing. Well done nat

You mean threads where a valued member comes to the site for advice and gets nothing but abuse about her friend Clive?


You've friend zoned him pretty quick. Glad we could help

49Dating A Dwarf - Page 3 Empty Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14, 2015 8:06 pm

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Breadman wrote:Has "Big C" got a few bob?

I've not seen his bank balance but he doesn't show signs of being rich. However, he's a waste management and disposal technician so he can't be short of a bob or two.

50Dating A Dwarf - Page 3 Empty Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14, 2015 8:06 pm

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

On the positive side you can take him on holiday as hand luggage.

51Dating A Dwarf - Page 3 Empty Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14, 2015 8:10 pm

Guest


Guest

Waste management and disposal technician, eh?

That makes perfect sense because I'm normal sized and I always seem to bang my head when I'm fiddling with the trap under the sink.

Does he just climb in and shut the cupboard door behind him?

52Dating A Dwarf - Page 3 Empty Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14, 2015 8:11 pm

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Is Clive going to have his way with you anytime soon?

I mean Cinema, pubs, he'll be dumping you soon, imagine that, being dumped by a dwarf

53Dating A Dwarf - Page 3 Empty Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14, 2015 8:11 pm

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:On the positive side you can take him on holiday as hand luggage.
:rofl:

54Dating A Dwarf - Page 3 Empty Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14, 2015 8:15 pm

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

55Dating A Dwarf - Page 3 Empty Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14, 2015 8:20 pm

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Can't believe that.

Someone must have put him up to it.

56Dating A Dwarf - Page 3 Empty Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14, 2015 8:49 pm

Guest


Guest

Whittam's gone very quiet suddenly.

You don't think she's eaten a poisoned apple and fallen into a deep sleep, do you.....?

57Dating A Dwarf - Page 3 Empty Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14, 2015 8:52 pm

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I've been cutting his fringe to investigate the forehead.

58Dating A Dwarf - Page 3 Empty Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14, 2015 8:53 pm

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:I've been cutting his fringe to investigate the forehead.

Is It huge?

59Dating A Dwarf - Page 3 Empty Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14, 2015 8:53 pm

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:I've been cutting his fringe to investigate the forehead.
So you didn't go into hiding due to you being found out in the Daily Star then? Very Happy

60Dating A Dwarf - Page 3 Empty Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14, 2015 8:55 pm

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

scottjames30 wrote:

Is It huge?

It's a little on the large side, but sexy in a Rob Earnshaw sort of way.

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