HomeNatasha Whittam wrote:scottjames30 wrote:
Is It huge?
It's a little on the large side, but sexy in a Rob Earnshaw sort of way.
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61 Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14 2015, 20:56
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
E.T.
62 Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14 2015, 21:40
BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
This thread...
I don't see the BIG problem.
I don't see the BIG problem.
63 Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14 2015, 22:03
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
I'm going out for dinner with Clive tomorrow. I'll be wearing 4 inch heels so it's make or break for our relationship. So far when I've met him I've always worn flats or boots.
64 Re: Dating A Dwarf Fri Aug 14 2015, 22:12
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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Make sure you hide your undercarriage when you go out with him! 
66 Re: Dating A Dwarf Sat Aug 15 2015, 09:11
Guest
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Natasha Whittam wrote:I'm going out for dinner with Clive tomorrow.
Don't forget this:
67 Re: Dating A Dwarf Sat Aug 15 2015, 09:58
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
I think that DorianWontAge must be Clive 
68 Re: Dating A Dwarf Sat Aug 15 2015, 11:26
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Just because he's a vertically challenged bin man doesn't mean he hasn't got a lovely personality.
Might whiff of bins a bit though.
Might whiff of bins a bit though.
69 Re: Dating A Dwarf Sat Aug 15 2015, 12:27
finlaymcdanger
Frank Worthington
Are you heavier than him?
70 Re: Dating A Dwarf Sat Aug 15 2015, 12:37
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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Nat I hope you started to put your make-up on yesterday in preparation for your date with Clive tonight or else you won't be ready in time!
71 Re: Dating A Dwarf Sat Aug 15 2015, 14:45
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
karlypants wrote:Nat I hope you started to put your make-up on yesterday in preparation for your date with Clive tonight or else you won't be ready in time!
I don't need make-up, I am a natural beauty.
I was walking the catwalks of Milan at 18 and I've hardly aged a day since.
72 Re: Dating A Dwarf Sat Aug 15 2015, 14:47
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
Kp just got interested.......wanderlust wrote:Just because he's a vertically challenged bin man doesn't mean he hasn't got a lovely personality.
Might whiff of bins a bit though.
73 Re: Dating A Dwarf Sat Aug 15 2015, 14:50
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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Bwfc1958 wrote:Kp just got interested.......wanderlust wrote:Just because he's a vertically challenged bin man doesn't mean he hasn't got a lovely personality.
Might whiff of bins a bit though.
74 Re: Dating A Dwarf Sat Aug 15 2015, 22:31
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Just returned from a disastrous date, all thanks to you twats.
Everything seemed fine when the starters were brought (I had pea soup). But things took a turn when the main arrived (rib-eye steak and fat chips). Clive had read everything you'd written and was clearly furious. He'd brought a tape measure and in front of the whole restaurant proceeded to measure himself, concluding that he was actually 5'9 and a half.
He then dropped his pants, took out his todger and waved it around like he just didn't care shouting "nothing small about this Natasha".
You utter gobshites, I hope you're all ashamed.
Everything seemed fine when the starters were brought (I had pea soup). But things took a turn when the main arrived (rib-eye steak and fat chips). Clive had read everything you'd written and was clearly furious. He'd brought a tape measure and in front of the whole restaurant proceeded to measure himself, concluding that he was actually 5'9 and a half.
He then dropped his pants, took out his todger and waved it around like he just didn't care shouting "nothing small about this Natasha".
You utter gobshites, I hope you're all ashamed.
75 Re: Dating A Dwarf Sat Aug 15 2015, 23:02
Guest
Guest
So Clive is a member of this site?
It's been very quiet on here tonight, so everyone is a suspect.
It's been very quiet on here tonight, so everyone is a suspect.
77 Re: Dating A Dwarf Sun Aug 16 2015, 14:58
BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
He's got previous. Apparently this video shows Clive trying to prove he can handle himself.
78 Re: Dating A Dwarf Sun Aug 16 2015, 15:19
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
I can't believe you called Clive a midget. He'd soon sort you out.
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