Kevin Davies Retires

Breadman wrote:Told you already.

Empire....crumbling......respect....gone.......has......been...............

When you've heard people discussing you at the match rather than the team, then you can try and pretend you are top dog.

Nat has again done her job, the post count has shot up   How much are you paying her Sluffy?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Breadman wrote:Told you already.

Empire....crumbling......respect....gone.......has......been...............

When you've heard people discussing you at the match rather than the team, then you can try and pretend you are top dog.

Hahaha sadly I bet that's true.

Natasha Whittam wrote:


When you've heard people discussing you at the match rather than the team, then you can try and pretend you are top dog.

Overhearing some blokes laughing and saying: "'Kin 'ell!! Have you seen the size of that bird's hands and feet? It's a fookin' gorilla! Christ, you'd have to be pissed, wouldn't you...?" doesn't count.

Norpig wrote:Nat has again done her job, the post count has shot up   How much are you paying her Sluffy?

You bellends incite me to post with your utter bollocks.

Breadman wrote:

Overhearing some blokes laughing and saying: "'Kin 'ell!! Have you seen the size of that bird's hands and feet? It's a fookin' gorilla! Christ, you'd have to be pissed, wouldn't you...?" doesn't count.

All publicity is good publicity.

What's happened with Clive?

Is it all off now the schools have gone back?

Breadman wrote:What's happened with Clive?

Is it all off now the schools have gone back?

Clive was a binman so fook knows what schools being back has to do with it.

Me and Clive have finished. He was an angry young man and him reading the stuff you gobshites wrote didn't help.

Shame.

Anybody else lined up?

Breadman wrote:Shame.

Anybody else lined up?

I have a raft of invitations on e-Harmony. Just sifting through the dross right now.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Breadman wrote:Shame.

Anybody else lined up?

I have a raft of invitations on e-Harmony. Just sifting through the dross right now.

Bin anybody who says they like "watersports".

It doesn't mean canoeing.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Breadman wrote:Shame.

Anybody else lined up?

I have a raft of invitations on e-Harmony. Just sifting through the dross right now.

Ignore the one off tubbysalfordian2015

















Ive changed my mind

Breadman wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Breadman wrote:Shame.

Anybody else lined up?

I have a raft of invitations on e-Harmony. Just sifting through the dross right now.

Bin anybody who says they like "watersports".

It doesn't mean canoeing.

Rafting?

So that's why it wouldn't let me pick that for my username........

Breadman wrote:So that's why it wouldn't let me pick that for my username........

Sorry breaders. On the plus side ive sent you a date request

Love

Tubbysalfordian2015

Xxxx

Do you like watersports?

It's a fooking disgrace that someone like me has to resort to internet dating like some desperate ugly person. I've looked at loads of profiles of men aged under 45 and they're all utter bellends.

What I don't understand is why all you married/long term relationship folk spend so much time on here. If I was in a loving relationship I'd never come on here, I'd be at home kissing their feet and making them feel special.

Breadman wrote:Do you like watersports?

Id give the jetskis a go

Nat,

I would imagine that anybody who was prepared to go out with you would be "special" enough already...

y2johnny wrote:

Breadman wrote:Do you like watersports?

Id give the jetskis a go

What you doing Sunday?