We are all getting 140? Litre bins next years as well, half the size!
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121 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 06 2015, 21:45
karlypants
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122 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 06 2015, 21:51
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
Bloody hell kp not this again.@karlypants wrote:We are all getting 140? Litre bins next years as well, half the size!
Don't worry, the ones behind bargain booze will remain the same size. You will still be able to go about your business of giving sexual favours to random blokes without being caught.
123 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 06 2015, 21:54
karlypants
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@Bwfc1958 wrote:Bloody hell kp not this again.@karlypants wrote:We are all getting 140? Litre bins next years as well, half the size!
Don't worry, the ones behind bargain booze will remain the same size. You will still be able to go about your business of giving sexual favours to random blokes without being caught.
124 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 06 2015, 22:14
doffcocker
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People that go on and on about their accumulators, as though anybody else gives a shit.
"Fuck sake I still need Millwall, Notts County and Newport to score."
"Fucking Doncaster let me down in the last minute, I was on for £2,000!"
Accumulators are taking over football.
"Fuck sake I still need Millwall, Notts County and Newport to score."
"Fucking Doncaster let me down in the last minute, I was on for £2,000!"
Accumulators are taking over football.
125 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 06 2015, 22:27
Boggersbelief
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The person above me.
126 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 06 2015, 22:30
Copper Dragon
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English people using Americanisms.
'Take a seat'
I don't want your effing chair. I just want to sit down.
'You do the math'
You thick swine. You do the maths, it's five letters not four.
'I will not like it, period'
I'll smash your effing face in, you stupid git.
'Please stop already'
I will not stop jumping on your head until it's completely flat.
'Take a seat'
I don't want your effing chair. I just want to sit down.
'You do the math'
You thick swine. You do the maths, it's five letters not four.
'I will not like it, period'
I'll smash your effing face in, you stupid git.
'Please stop already'
I will not stop jumping on your head until it's completely flat.
127 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 06 2015, 22:39
karlypants
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128 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 06 2015, 22:40
doffcocker
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@Boggersbelief wrote:The person above me.
Ha ha.
I was "irrelevant" not long ago now I irritate the shit out of you?
Either that's progress or you're just having yet another meltdown.
129 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 06 2015, 22:46
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Library cops.
130 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 06 2015, 22:49
Copper Dragon
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Television programmes where they start with telling you 'what's coming up'.
Match of The Day for instance.
Here's what's coming up.........
I'm glad that you've told me Gary because I'm a blithering idiot who has no interest in football, and if I did I would have forgotten what games were played 5 effing hours ago.
Match of The Day for instance.
Here's what's coming up.........
I'm glad that you've told me Gary because I'm a blithering idiot who has no interest in football, and if I did I would have forgotten what games were played 5 effing hours ago.
131 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 06 2015, 22:59
Copper Dragon
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Stickers on apples.
It's perfectly edible and we know what sort of apple it is because we bought it, so let's put this sticker on it to give the normal people out there something to do before they eat it.
There's some glue residue on my apple? Yes we thought that you would like extra flavour.
Effing arrisholes.
It's perfectly edible and we know what sort of apple it is because we bought it, so let's put this sticker on it to give the normal people out there something to do before they eat it.
There's some glue residue on my apple? Yes we thought that you would like extra flavour.
Effing arrisholes.
132 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Wed Oct 07 2015, 00:41
finlaymcdanger
El Hadji Diouf
Pretty sure I read that the stickers and glue are supposed to be edible in case people forget to take them off before cooking. Fukt if I'm eating them though.@Copper Dragon wrote:Stickers on apples.
It's perfectly edible and we know what sort of apple it is because we bought it, so let's put this sticker on it to give the normal people out there something to do before they eat it.
There's some glue residue on my apple? Yes we thought that you would like extra flavour.
Effing arrisholes.
133 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Oct 08 2015, 21:20
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
People knocking on my door telling me how great God is and trying to read me a passage from the Bible.
One nutter knocked on my door the other day telling me I'd better pray because the world is going to end on Wednesday 7th October. Something to do with a fireball engulfing the earth. He wasn't impressed when I burst out laughing and told him he's talking shite. He insisted that he was right and I was basically an idiot for not believing him.
I told him to come back on Thursday the 8th and we could review the situation and see who the idiot really is.
No sign of him as yet.
One nutter knocked on my door the other day telling me I'd better pray because the world is going to end on Wednesday 7th October. Something to do with a fireball engulfing the earth. He wasn't impressed when I burst out laughing and told him he's talking shite. He insisted that he was right and I was basically an idiot for not believing him.
I told him to come back on Thursday the 8th and we could review the situation and see who the idiot really is.
No sign of him as yet.
134 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Oct 08 2015, 21:28
boltonbonce
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We get the JW's a lot round here. They usually have about 6 kids in tow,and although they can be persistent,they usually know when to give up.
The mob from our local CoE scout hut/potting shed come round every Christmas and offer to pray for me. The bastards are clearly failing miserably,or the big guy just isn't listening.
The mob from our local CoE scout hut/potting shed come round every Christmas and offer to pray for me. The bastards are clearly failing miserably,or the big guy just isn't listening.
135 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Oct 08 2015, 21:44
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
It's just a good job it wasn't barbecue night round at kp's house or I might well have been eating my words.
136 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Fri Oct 09 2015, 13:20
karlypants
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@Bwfc1958 wrote:It's just a good job it wasn't barbecue night round at kp's house or I might well have been eating my words.
137 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Fri Oct 09 2015, 13:21
karlypants
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The pedophile supporting BBC & the TVL goons employed by Capita.
The TVTax Licence.
The TV
138 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Fri Oct 09 2015, 14:25
Natasha Whittam
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You might want to change that comment, could get the site (Biggie) sued.
In fact, leave it up.
139 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Fri Oct 09 2015, 15:35
karlypants
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@Natasha Whittam wrote:
You might want to change that comment, could get the site (Biggie) sued.
In fact, leave it up.
140 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 14:01
Keegan
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Milk products irritate the shit out of me.
I'm lactose intolerant.
I'm lactose intolerant.
141 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 14:06
Guest
Guest
so quite literally in this instance then
142 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 14:09
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
143 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 14:11
boltonbonce
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Anyone remember milk lollies?
Can you still get them?
Can you still get them?
144 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 14:12
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
Course you can. My kids love them.
145 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 14:13
Guest
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yeah you can, my little girl loves them, me not so much! and i am only guessing but Keegan also not so much
146 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 14:15
boltonbonce
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Just wondered. Don't go in for lollies much these days,although a Jubbly is always acceptable.
147 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 14:16
karlypants
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Mini milks?
148 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 14:19
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
Is everyone just trying to get at keegan now?
149 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 14:20
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
Calippos are the best. Love them.
150 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 14:21
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not at all, hes not been on for ages. if i was lactose intolerant it would be like the rest of you being alcohol intolerant........................or kp being cock intolerant. never liked mini milks though!
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