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541Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 19 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Feb 19 2018, 12:23

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Angry Dad wrote:The word colleague shops don't have staff anymore they have colleagues , what's the fuckin difference? come's from America no doubt. It really pisses me off when i hear colleague to check out or i will ask a colleague fucking sheep, i said to a worker in Sainsbury's no i want a member of staff and she gave me a blank look.
We used to have a big cabin at work, which housed most of the gear we used.
Our managers called it 'the work related container'.

542Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 19 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Feb 19 2018, 12:26

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Much as I need them.......chargers.

543Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 19 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Feb 19 2018, 13:20

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Flagship Morrison's near me the other day, big wigs visiting all colleagues (arrrggh) on high alert , would you like some wipes sir? what for??? to wipe the push bar on your purchase transporter, uh, well they get contaminated with skin flora from shoppers, uh, fuck no i'll take a basket, you'll still need one of these sir, ok i'm scared now this doesn't happen in Tesco's.

544Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 19 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Feb 19 2018, 13:31

rammywhite

rammywhite
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@Angry Dad wrote:Flagship Morrison's near me the other day, big wigs visiting all colleagues (arrrggh) on high alert , would you like some wipes sir? what for??? to wipe the push bar on your purchase transporter, uh, well they get contaminated with skin flora from shoppers, uh, fuck no i'll take a basket, you'll still need one of these sir, ok i'm scared now this doesn't happen in Tesco's.
AD - next time you're there tell 'em that you're more likely to catch something deadly off those bloody awful meat pies that they sell two for a £. They really are shit ( but they're cheap!)

545Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 19 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Feb 19 2018, 13:46

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@rammywhite wrote:
@Angry Dad wrote:Flagship Morrison's near me the other day, big wigs visiting all colleagues (arrrggh) on high alert , would you like some wipes sir? what for??? to wipe the push bar on your purchase transporter, uh, well they get contaminated with skin flora from shoppers, uh, fuck no i'll take a basket, you'll still need one of these sir, ok i'm scared now this doesn't happen in Tesco's.
AD - next time you're there tell 'em that you're more likely to catch something deadly off those bloody awful meat pies that they sell two for a £. They really are shit ( but they're cheap!)
I'll remember that next time i have to take something to my neighbours BBQ  Very Happy

546Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 19 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Feb 19 2018, 17:13

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
Sister went to the bank to complain about the delay in a transaction, and asked to speak to the manager. Woman turned up, and my sister asked, 'are you the manager'. She answered, 'yes, I'm the team leader' load of shite. btw, this was in Joburg in South Africa, so all this bullshit is spreading far and wide.

547Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 19 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Feb 19 2018, 23:36

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@gloswhite wrote:Sister went to the bank to complain about the delay in a transaction, and asked to speak to the manager. Woman turned up, and my sister asked, 'are you the manager'. She answered, 'yes, I'm the team leader' load of shite. btw, this was in Joburg in South Africa, so all this bullshit is spreading far and wide.
Now that's another one gloss, Team Leader means nothing no power at all they got one at my local Harvester they just give them extra duties for no extra money and it's usually a dumbo that want's to feel important but they are not they just get ignored by the other staff.

548Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 19 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Feb 20 2018, 10:06

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
@Angry Dad wrote:
@gloswhite wrote:Sister went to the bank to complain about the delay in a transaction, and asked to speak to the manager. Woman turned up, and my sister asked, 'are you the manager'. She answered, 'yes, I'm the team leader' load of shite. btw, this was in Joburg in South Africa, so all this bullshit is spreading far and wide.
Now that's another one gloss, Team Leader means nothing no power at all they got one at my local Harvester they just give them extra duties for no extra money and it's usually a dumbo that want's to feel important but they are not they just get ignored by the other staff.
It also allows them to go slope-shouldered, as they are  admitting to not having the authority to actually make an important decision. (There has to be a head team leader hiding somewhere ?)

549Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 19 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Feb 20 2018, 10:57

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
There are four levels of staff at Whittam International plc.

1) Queen (me)
2) Arse-Licker
3) Dogsbody
4) Slave

It seems to work perfectly.

550Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 19 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Feb 20 2018, 14:31

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@gloswhite wrote:
@Angry Dad wrote:
@gloswhite wrote:Sister went to the bank to complain about the delay in a transaction, and asked to speak to the manager. Woman turned up, and my sister asked, 'are you the manager'. She answered, 'yes, I'm the team leader' load of shite. btw, this was in Joburg in South Africa, so all this bullshit is spreading far and wide.
Now that's another one gloss, Team Leader means nothing no power at all they got one at my local Harvester they just give them extra duties for no extra money and it's usually a dumbo that want's to feel important but they are not they just get ignored by the other staff.
It also allows them to go slope-shouldered, as they are  admitting to not having the authority to actually make an important decision. (There has to be a head team leader hiding somewhere ?)
Yes they call him the manager he's on 40 grand a year and hides in the office upstairs he rarely puts in an appearance just leaves everything to those on 17 grand a year laughingly called under managers and there is about 4 of them nobody knows what the other is doing. The manager usually gets the sack after 3 stock takes and they employ someone from outside who recently got the sack for  the same thing at another chain. Most of the waitresses are on the fiddle as are the bar staff and always will be as long as the manager hides away or stays at home. One manager ordered a new washing machine and promptly took it home in his brand new Vauxhall Astra unknowingly paid for by Mitchell's & Butlers, i get all this from a waitress i know well.

551Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 19 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Wed Feb 21 2018, 15:08

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Wrist watches that can only be set up by NASA scientists. 

Just two big hands,and some numbers,will do me.

552Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 19 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Wed Feb 21 2018, 16:02

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
I don't need a Sat Nav, I've got a wife.

553Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 19 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Wed Feb 21 2018, 16:04

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
I don't wish to see or hear anything that involves Philip Schofield.

554Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 19 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Wed Feb 21 2018, 16:06

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Cajunboy wrote:I don't wish to see or hear anything that involves Philip Schofield.
I agree.

555Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 19 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Wed Feb 21 2018, 18:02

finlaymcdanger

finlaymcdanger
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
People who punctuate every sentence with 'Errrm'

556Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 19 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Wed Feb 21 2018, 22:58

xmiles

xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
Virtue signaling

557Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 19 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 22 2018, 07:30

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
People who are in love with their car.

558Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 19 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sat Feb 24 2018, 13:31

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Ant &Dec
Lorraine Kelly
Robert Wagner
The latest miss marple
Jeremy Kyle (I'd like to aerate him)
Stormzy ( stupid name and what dumb cnut)
Breeze Blocks
Kendrick Lamar(shite)
Bob Harris
Lady Gaga
The name Wilf
Roses
People who get offended when you mention immigration
Ken Dodd
People that call themselves Rafe instead of Ralph
The Beckhams
People who let their dogs lick their faces
Selfie addicts
Stoke
Vapers
BBC
The Mirror
Labour
Casualty
Barbara Windsor
Jeans with speed holes in them

559Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 19 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sat Feb 24 2018, 13:49

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Cookery programmes.

Saturday night TV.

Trendy vicars.

Matthew Wright.

Loose Women.

Paddy McGuinness.

Jeremy Kyle.

Nigel Farage.

Ann Coulter.

Tories.

People who look like Tories.

Anyone who doesn't wear slippers.(A well known Tory trait).

The Royal Family.

Fyfe Robertson.

The bloke in the CH4 ads who can't get out of his chair,up the stairs,or into his bath,without mechanical help. Then,when his bed kicks him out,needs a Werthers Original to calm himself down.

I could go on.

560Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 19 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sat Feb 24 2018, 14:06

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
The name Dave , Dave's Motors, go out and play son mummy want's to talk to uncle Dave.

561Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 19 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sat Feb 24 2018, 14:07

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Fat pissed slappers that throw up on a friday night then get into a fight then attack a copper.

562Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 19 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sat Feb 24 2018, 14:16

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
Going to a burlesque show, (last night), and seeing the best arse of them all, with a spot on it  Shocked

563Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 19 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sat Feb 24 2018, 14:21

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Angry Dad wrote:The name Dave , Dave's Motors, go out and play son mummy want's to talk to uncle Dave.
My name's Dave! It's a great name.

If it's good enough for Super Dave.....

564Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 19 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sun Feb 25 2018, 20:26

Kane57

Kane57
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
The cost of holidays during term-time

565Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 19 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Feb 26 2018, 14:29

xmiles

xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
Smart meters.

A complete waste of money. They cost about £270 to install (paid for by all of us in higher bills) and save at most about £11 a year for an average household and probably won't work if you change supplier.

566Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 19 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Feb 26 2018, 15:15

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Funeral plans.

As I head speedily toward my 65th birthday,I'm being inundated with them.

Some are offering a free pen,or some M&S vouchers. They can all piss off.

567Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 19 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Feb 26 2018, 16:16

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:Funeral plans.

As I head speedily toward my 65th birthday,I'm being inundated with them.

Some are offering a free pen,or some M&S vouchers. They can all piss off.

Tell Mrs Bonce to stop giving them your details.

568Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 19 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Feb 26 2018, 17:10

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:Funeral plans.

As I head speedily toward my 65th birthday,I'm being inundated with them.

Some are offering a free pen,or some M&S vouchers. They can all piss off.

Tell Mrs Bonce to stop giving them your details.
There are dark forces at work within my own home. I'm thinking there's a plot to get me out,and rent out my Wanderers room to students.

569Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 19 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Feb 26 2018, 20:51

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
Bonce, why have you got a picture of Nat as your avatar ?

570Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 19 Empty Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Feb 26 2018, 22:01

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@gloswhite wrote:Bonce, why have you got a picture of Nat as your avatar ?
I fear a death threat may be in the pipeline.

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