Things that irritate the shit out of you

Fat pissed slappers that throw up on a friday night then get into a fight then attack a copper.

Going to a burlesque show, (last night), and seeing the best arse of them all, with a spot on it 

Angry Dad wrote:The name Dave , Dave's Motors, go out and play son mummy want's to talk to uncle Dave.

My name's Dave! It's a great name.

If it's good enough for Super Dave.....

The cost of holidays during term-time

Smart meters.

A complete waste of money. They cost about £270 to install (paid for by all of us in higher bills) and save at most about £11 a year for an average household and probably won't work if you change supplier.

Funeral plans.

As I head speedily toward my 65th birthday,I'm being inundated with them.

Some are offering a free pen,or some M&S vouchers. They can all piss off.

boltonbonce wrote:Funeral plans.

As I head speedily toward my 65th birthday,I'm being inundated with them.

Some are offering a free pen,or some M&S vouchers. They can all piss off.

Tell Mrs Bonce to stop giving them your details.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Funeral plans.

As I head speedily toward my 65th birthday,I'm being inundated with them.

Some are offering a free pen,or some M&S vouchers. They can all piss off.

Tell Mrs Bonce to stop giving them your details.

There are dark forces at work within my own home. I'm thinking there's a plot to get me out,and rent out my Wanderers room to students.

Bonce, why have you got a picture of Nat as your avatar ?

gloswhite wrote:Bonce, why have you got a picture of Nat as your avatar ?

I fear a death threat may be in the pipeline.

Roman Reigns again

Nun's

People who misuse apostrophes.

Nuns

Disgusted to hear that despite the recent fiasco of DHL failing to deliver KFC products that they have now gone and won the Cadburys contract, great timing just before Easter! 

Problem is they now don't know what to deliver first.. The chicken or the egg.

Now they're running out of gravy.

Angry Dad wrote:The name Dave , Dave's Motors, go out and play son mummy want's to talk to uncle Dave.

Happy Saint David's day for tomorrow.

Men who use purses. Got stuck behind one in the shop today.

boltonbonce wrote:Men who use purses. Got stuck behind one in the shop today.

Man bags?

I hate them as well.

Don't know what has happened to the male population these days as most have turned into ponces!

People who go to the trouble of bagging their dog shit,then hang it on a tree branch.
People who leave the toilet a bit like this.