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wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

okocha wrote:How do you fancy being a teacher with 30+ kids in the class......and you can't touch them?
There was a teacher at our school who tried to touch me.
Wouldn't let him so he just beat me - a lot. Corporal punishment in schools eh?

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

okocha wrote:How do you fancy being a teacher with 30+ kids in the class......and you can't touch them?

Sickening.

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

Boggersbelief wrote:
okocha wrote:How do you fancy being a teacher with 30+ kids in the class......and you can't touch them?

Sickening.
Laughing

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Boggersbelief wrote:
okocha wrote:How do you fancy being a teacher with 30+ kids in the class......and you can't touch them?

Sickening.

Ha ha ha

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

Something I've noticed recently on Facebook I find very irritating. 

Parents who put a status saying something like, "happy 2nd birthday to my little Oliver, have a great day".

Then loads of other people will start wishing said child happy birthday also. 

The kid is 2 years old, he can't even fucking read, let alone have a Facebook account, so why are you wishing him happy birthday on the internet! 

I'll tell you why. So you can get as many likes and comments as you can on one of your shitty posts because it somehow makes you feel good about yourself. It's nothing whatsoever to do with wishing your child happy birthday at all. 

Bastards!

whatsgoingon

whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Bwfc1958 wrote:Something I've noticed recently on Facebook I find very irritating. 

Parents who put a status saying something like, "happy 2nd birthday to my little Oliver, have a great day".

Then loads of other people will start wishing said child happy birthday also. 

The kid is 2 years old, he can't even fucking read, let alone have a Facebook account, so why are you wishing him happy birthday on the internet! 

I'll tell you why. So you can get as many likes and comments as you can on one of your shitty posts because it somehow makes you feel good about yourself. It's nothing whatsoever to do with wishing your child happy birthday at all. 

Bastards!
Fucking go and get em 58, don't hold back.

Staying with Social Media people putting pictures of a new car on LinkedIn and starting their post by saying "I'm not posting this to show off"
yes you are you twat - fuck off and crash it

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Anyone who posts any photo on any social media is a twat. No one cares.

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

People who use facebook do it for me.

Put the fecking thing down and get a life!  Very Happy

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

karlypants wrote:Put the fecking thing down and get a life!  Very Happy

karlypants: 19516 posts

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson

Anyone who posts anything on social media is leaving themselves open to hacking, corporate manipulation, and abuse.

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

Natasha Whittam wrote:
karlypants wrote:Put the fecking thing down and get a life!  Very Happy

karlypants: 19516 posts
Good point, well made.  Very Happy

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I don't know how KP keeps it up. Wink

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

boltonbonce wrote:I don't know how KP keeps it up. Wink
I think those naked Brucie pics you keep sending him helps.

Bread2.0

Bread2.0
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

Poynton's ridiculous "Equal Rights For All!" traffic management policy.

It's ludicrous.

In a nutshell, some bright spark at Poynton Council decided to introduce a revolutionary new approach to road safety, namely, do away with road markings, give ways, traffic lights, etc and give everybody (pedestrians included) equal rights when it comes to junctions, crossings, roundabouts and the roads in general.

And the best bit is, it's not sign-posted anywhere.

So if, like me, you're not a local and you unwittingly stumble across it for the first time, your introduction to it may well involve coming across some little old man walking out in front of your car without warning.

I could tell he'd seen me because it was a long, straight stretch of road and he was looking directly at me when he did it.

Fortunately, I was only doing about 25, so when I slammed on, I still had time to stop.

When I wound my window down to remonstrate with him and offer him a lift back to whichever residential care facility he'd obviously just escaped from, he just waved his stick at me and shouted: "Equal rights for pedestrians!"

Which I initially took as confirmation that he was, indeed, a nutter but it set me thinking, so I googled it.

And it turns out it's true.

It's fucking crazy and I can't believe there aren't any signs warning "foreigners" about it as you drive into the town centre.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I'll have you next time,you bastard.Things that irritate the shit out of you - Page 20 Angry-old-man-smiley-emoticon

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

How the hell that ever works at a big junction then god knows! Shocked

Martin Cassini seems to be the culprit.

whatsgoingon

whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Bread2.0 wrote:When I wound my window down to remonstrate with him and offer him a lift back to whichever residential care facility he'd obviously just escaped from, he just waved his stick at me and shouted: "Equal rights for pedestrians!"
Ok then but let's have equal road tax for pedestrians and cyclists, if they want equal rights on the road pay for the privilege like motorists do.
Used to cover Poynton in a previous job and they're a bunch of smug, self serving pretentious twats.

Bread2.0

Bread2.0
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

whatsgoingon wrote:

Used to cover Poynton in a previous job and they're a bunch of smug, self serving pretentious twats.

I used to get that when I delivered pizzas too.

But I was getting sneered at in Breightmet and Darcy Lever, not Poynton and Prestbury.

And Boncey.......

Next time, mate....next time.....

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson

There is a similar set up in Gloucester, but its signposted, and only runs for a short distance, but includes a couple of minor junctions. It does make you a bit more aware, but only because you are confused as to what the changes are, and what you can expect. As a result you drive through, looking all around, and not necessarily at whats going on in front of you. having said that, its supposed to be better than it was, and the traffic flows better, (allegedly)

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Tall idiots who decide to stand in front of you at gigs even though you've been stood there for ages.

Down in front you lanky streak of piss  Mad

I think they should introduce a scheme so that all shortarses (like me) get to go to the front and then it moves back in the same way to the lanky twats stuck at the back

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