Things that irritate the shit out of you

Norpig wrote:Tall idiots who decide to stand in front of you at gigs even though you've been stood there for ages.

Down in front you lanky streak of piss 

I think they should introduce a scheme so that all shortarses (like me) get to go to the front and then it moves back in the same way to the lanky twats stuck at the back

Bread2.0 wrote:Stop trying to pretend you're normal sized.

We all know you're 5' 2".

Boggersbelief wrote:

Norpig wrote:Tall idiots who decide to stand in front of you at gigs even though you've been stood there for ages.

Down in front you lanky streak of piss 

I think they should introduce a scheme so that all shortarses (like me) get to go to the front and then it moves back in the same way to the lanky twats stuck at the back

Why should i have to have a shite view from the back of I pay good money to be at the front?

Bring a box and shut the fuck up

Bread2.0 wrote:Poynton's ridiculous "Equal Rights For All!" traffic management policy.

It's ludicrous.

In a nutshell, some bright spark at Poynton Council decided to introduce a revolutionary new approach to road safety, namely, do away with road markings, give ways, traffic lights, etc and give everybody (pedestrians included) equal rights when it comes to junctions, crossings, roundabouts and the roads in general.

And the best bit is, it's not sign-posted anywhere.

So if, like me, you're not a local and you unwittingly stumble across it for the first time, your introduction to it may well involve coming across some little old man walking out in front of your car without warning.

I could tell he'd seen me because it was a long, straight stretch of road and he was looking directly at me when he did it.

Fortunately, I was only doing about 25, so when I slammed on, I still had time to stop.

When I wound my window down to remonstrate with him and offer him a lift back to whichever residential care facility he'd obviously just escaped from, he just waved his stick at me and shouted: "Equal rights for pedestrians!"

Which I initially took as confirmation that he was, indeed, a nutter but it set me thinking, so I googled it.

And it turns out it's true.

It's fucking crazy and I can't believe there aren't any signs warning "foreigners" about it as you drive into the town centre.

wanderlust wrote:Fictitious characters that lie about going to matches in order to con gullible fools on the internet into giving them kudos despite chatting unfeasibly large volumes of shite and demonstrating a complete lack of knowledge about the game, players, tactics, football and life in general. 

Although to be honest they're more of a laughing stock than an irritant.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

wanderlust wrote:Fictitious characters that lie about going to matches in order to con gullible fools on the internet into giving them kudos despite chatting unfeasibly large volumes of shite and demonstrating a complete lack of knowledge about the game, players, tactics, football and life in general. 

Although to be honest they're more of a laughing stock than an irritant.

Norpig's not going to be happy with you, but I agree.

boltonbonce wrote:Lewis 'I'm cool,I've got a funny hat and an earring' Hamilton.

Sluffy wrote:I would say Jim Clark was.

These days it's the fastest car that wins irrespective of who is driving it, but back then it was the best driver that won it irrespective of what ever heap he was driving.

Clark was the best of the best.

y2johnny wrote:Bounce central kids parties

boltonbonce wrote:

y2johnny wrote:Bounce central kids parties

Had me worried for a bit then.