Things that irritate the shit out of you

I was visiting an old folks nursing home a few years ago when i heard this blokes voice go oh no she's shit in the sink again. A worker there said she does it then packs it down the plug hole with the heel of her hand and the maintainance man wont do it so they keep getting a plumber out and the son pay's for it. Nice.

Angry Dad wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:People who piss in the wash basin.

The poet,Robert Graves,did that a lot.

Was it a Jug and Bowl

A sink. He said sinks were far more convenient.

People that repeat themselves, People that repeat themselves.

People like AD who never stop moaning 

Obsessives.

.  Emily Thornberry. About as much use as tits on a bull.
.  People who park so close you can't get in, but they have loads of space.
.  Kids banging car doors against adjacent cars, and the parents ignoring it.
.  People who pull away from lights very slowly.
.  Those idiots who leave a 3 car space between them and the one in front,     when waiting at the lights.

That'll do for now 

gloswhite wrote:.  Emily Thornberry. About as much use as tits on a bull.
.  People who park so close you can't get in, but they have loads of space.
.  Kids banging car doors against adjacent cars, and the parents ignoring it.
.  People who pull away from lights very slowly.
.  Those idiots who leave a 3 car space between them and the one in front,     when waiting at the lights.

That'll do for now 

I'm steering clear of politicians. They'd probably all go on the list.

Mr Trump and his facial expressions are a particular pain. This one drives me loopy.

boltonbonce wrote:

gloswhite wrote:.  Emily Thornberry. About as much use as tits on a bull.
.  People who park so close you can't get in, but they have loads of space.
.  Kids banging car doors against adjacent cars, and the parents ignoring it.
.  People who pull away from lights very slowly.
.  Those idiots who leave a 3 car space between them and the one in front,     when waiting at the lights.

That'll do for now 

I'm steering clear of politicians. They'd probably all go on the list.

Mr Trump and his facial expressions are a particular pain. This one drives me loopy.

Is that what they call a shit eating grin.

Angry Dad wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

gloswhite wrote:.  Emily Thornberry. About as much use as tits on a bull.
.  People who park so close you can't get in, but they have loads of space.
.  Kids banging car doors against adjacent cars, and the parents ignoring it.
.  People who pull away from lights very slowly.
.  Those idiots who leave a 3 car space between them and the one in front,     when waiting at the lights.

That'll do for now 

I'm steering clear of politicians. They'd probably all go on the list.

Mr Trump and his facial expressions are a particular pain. This one drives me loopy.

Is that what they call a shit eating grin.

It's a "How the fuck did I get away with this?' grin.

boltonbonce wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

gloswhite wrote:.  Emily Thornberry. About as much use as tits on a bull.
.  People who park so close you can't get in, but they have loads of space.
.  Kids banging car doors against adjacent cars, and the parents ignoring it.
.  People who pull away from lights very slowly.
.  Those idiots who leave a 3 car space between them and the one in front,     when waiting at the lights.

That'll do for now 

I'm steering clear of politicians. They'd probably all go on the list.

Mr Trump and his facial expressions are a particular pain. This one drives me loopy.

Is that what they call a shit eating grin.

It's a "How the fuck did I get away with this?' grin.

Thats his cum face. Nat told me

Daft ideas like the twat who said Cemetaries could be used as allotments.

boltonbonce wrote:Second hand junk being described as 'pre-loved'.

Another eBay misnomer! 

Roman Reigns

Kane57 wrote:Roman Reigns

I had to google what that meant - apparently he's a wrestler.

I guess that has something to do with your avatar as well because I was completely on the wrong tract for all this time thinking it was some sort of reference to Abramovitch!

For the benefit of other non up to date on current culture like me, this the definition of one from Urban Dictionary -

The worst of the fucking worst. Your average dickhead is just a wanker, but when you pull out "Wank Pheasant", it's pretty much the worst thing you can say to a man, the male equivalent of calling a woman a cunt, basically. A man who should have his oxygen privileges revoked.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wank%20pheasant

(I preferred it more when we used the word 'tugboat' on Nuts to mean basically the same - don't you think 'Roman is a tugboat' scans a lot better and gets the point over just as well?).

Tipping.

I do tip (usually 10% if the service is good) but I find it very annoying that some services apparently qualify for a tip when all they are doing is their job. I know waiters are often underpaid but we should adopt the French system and include service in the bill.

And why tip taxi drivers?

A tip should be something you get for good service, but it seems to have become the norm to expect a tip for offering average or crap service.

I always tip the woman who does my bikini wax, it's a tough job since Bulgaria.

People walking behind me. They catch up and then start walking at the same pace instead of passing by. Absolute wankers.

xmiles wrote:Tipping.

I do tip (usually 10% if the service is good) but I find it very annoying that some services apparently qualify for a tip when all they are doing is their job. I know waiters are often underpaid but we should adopt the French system and include service in the bill.

And why tip taxi drivers?

Never understood tipping taxi drivers. I never tip the bus driver.

finlaymcdanger wrote:People walking behind me. They catch up and then start walking at the same pace instead of passing by.

Have you ever noticed the same thing when you are driving on a motorway?

I'm not a regular motorway driver but I use them often enough if only for a few junctions. I'm not the fastest of drivers but I'm not the slowest either and I don't hog the middle lane.

What surprises me though are the number of drivers that seem to travel at speed to overtake me then just slow down - even when the road in front is clear - and sit in front of me - some even slowing down so much that I overtake them and put distance between ourselves.

I guess they must have their own reasons for doing it - and I don't think I do the same myself - but I always find it a bit strange someone over taking then slowing down just to sit in front of the car they just past.

If they want to go faster than me then drive on, if they don't then why bother speeding up to overtake in the first place?