Things that irritate the shit out of you

Cajunboy wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Mariachi bands.

That video deserves to be in here. The trumpet player was irritating me that much I wanted to shove it up his arse.

boltonbonce wrote:Manufacturers who alter the names of their food to accommodate Halloween.

I've just had to buy some Scarylea cheese slices. Ridiculous.

karlypants wrote:I wanted to shove it up his arse.

Isn't that your default setting upon meeting any man?

I may have put this here before, but cyclists piss me right off. Never stop at red lights or crossings and think nothing of hopping on to the pavement when is suits them, set of twats the lot of them!

Horses on roads. Horses should be in a field or on a racetrack, not on the A6.

Firstly, it's animal cruelty. Secondly, I will not be told to slow down on a fucking road built for cars.

Start making the twats pay Road Tax like everyone else, that'll soon put a stop to it.

Cajunboy wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:Finding Wank tissues under my boy's beds.

Don't they have any curtains?

 No we have wooden shutters, my brother used to wipe his hands on the curtains after wiping his arse with his hands. He would also trail it along the walls of his bedroom and once even wrote the top ten in it. My parents thought it best to say nothing in the hope he would outgrow it,he did at 14 I think it was.

Was he Irish?

No born in Streatham, my old man was Irish though.

People who say, You think?  don't know why but it bloody does oh yes.

Lamps where the on/off switch isn't actually on the main body of the lamp.

No, it's three feet away, somewhere along the wire. If I wake up in the night I've got to feel along it until I come to the switch. Dickheads.

boltonbonce wrote:Lamps where the on/off switch isn't actually on the main body of the lamp.

No, it's three feet away, somewhere along the wire. If I wake up in the night I've got to feel along it until I come to the switch. Dickheads.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

karlypants wrote:I wanted to shove it up his arse.

Isn't that your default setting upon meeting any man?

You fat cow!

Just £3 a month

Time to revive this thread.

Rich twats who lecture us about reducing our carbon footprint but fly to parties in their private jets. Many examples like Vivienne Westwood. Latest example Prince Harry and Meghan.

That arrogant little Swede telling us to save the planet and will cross the Atlantic in a wind powered boat thus making her journey 100% carbon free. Nowt mentioned how she got to the boat, possibly car or train, and a photo of her sitting in a small boat that had an outboard engine.
   If you want a scare look at al the planes on https://www.flightradar24.com/49.74,1.11/6 and the ships on https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:-33.5/centery:12.6/zoom:2, it's frightening I tells thee so the little Swede girl can feck right off back to her roots and live like a cave woman for all I care.

Why does it annoy you so much?

The only thing that annoys me about her is she's lecturing us when she seems to be avoiding travelling to China and India the biggest culprits

Correct me if I'm wrong. 

The MPs fawning over her is more annoying that herself.

Intolerance annoys me.

Intolerant people should be shot.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:The only thing that annoys me about her is she's lecturing us when she seems to be avoiding travelling to China and India the biggest culprits

Correct me if I'm wrong. 

The MPs fawning over her is more annoying that herself.

I agree with you about the MPs, sycophants annoy me. Don't know about China and India but I'd imagine she's getting less in way of invites for climate events from them.

Equally annoying are the likes of Bollotom and Aaron Banks though, ridiculous reactions. Probably more based out of being lectured by a young female who's not British I'd imagine.

xmiles wrote:Time to revive this thread.

Rich twats who lecture us about reducing our carbon footprint but fly to parties in their private jets. Many examples like Vivienne Westwood. Latest example Prince Harry and Meghan.

Something we agree on.

karlypants wrote:

xmiles wrote:Time to revive this thread.

Rich twats who lecture us about reducing our carbon footprint but fly to parties in their private jets. Many examples like Vivienne Westwood. Latest example Prince Harry and Meghan.

Something we agree on.

boltonbonce wrote:Intolerance annoys me.

Intolerant people should be shot.

Too obvious bonce! You can do better than this.