Things that irritate the shit out of you

@Angry Dad wrote:
First thing i check out Gloss big and i'm gone

It's the same with hands.

Feet?

Who looks at the carpet whilst poking the fire?

My mates missus wears sandals mens sandals she is size 11 her feet look like Charlton Hestons in Ben Hur when i see them i want to hurl.

What do you do for a living? I want to punch people that use that phrase. How fucking nosy and rude.

The Stupidity of Wendy Wright.

Brian May voted the worlds greatest guitarist? wtf!! were the panel suffering from mental retardation.

Anyone who thinks walking around with a pile of horsehair on his head has got to be suss. (I bet its a wig now)

On talking pictures gloss i saw an old film called Old Mother Riley a crazy bloke dressed as a woman first thing i thought was Brian May.

Thats about right. He's another one of those who thinks everything he says must be listened to.

I like Queen.

My computer irritates the fucking shit out of me especially when the bastard autocorrect gets stuck in twatting Tourette's mode. Bastard.

@wanderlust wrote:My computer irritates the fucking shit out of me especially when the bastard autocorrect gets stuck in twatting Tourette's mode. Bastard.

Anything that involves THE SCHOFIELD.

Stacey Dooley how does that gob get on television, it's beyond me i fink.

Just goes to show how standards have slipped. All TV is pretty piss poor nowadays, and the lockdown has shown just how bad it is.

Got to agree with AD....Stacey Dooley's popularity baffles me.

Stacey Dooley is ace when she's doing her investigative shows.

I thought the recent one with her in a US women's prison was outstanding.

Nope. She really is an irritating twat.

I have no idea why people fee this way, she's one of the few people on TV who asks the difficult questions.

That the Cropredy Festival is cancelled this year.

Clive Anderson creep and smarmy bastard.

@boltonbonce wrote:That the Cropredy Festival is cancelled this year.

No Clannad and morris dancing for you amigo - although you could actually recreate it in the comfort of your own home by tying some bells to your pyjamas and dancing round the garden droning on a comb and bog roll

@wanderlust wrote:
No Clannad and morris dancing for you amigo - although you could actually recreate it in the comfort of your own home by tying some bells to your pyjamas and dancing round the garden droning on a comb and bog roll

2017 was my last trip. There's no replacing Sandy, but Sally Barker did a grand job.

Anyone who eats a pie/pasty with a knife and fork.

Seagulls especially baby ones that do nothing but screech non stop all day and night.

@xmiles wrote:Seagulls especially baby ones that do nothing but screech non stop all day and night.

You should never have bought that shack on the end of the pier.

People who don't or won't wear a mask on the bus 

Cif Citrus Wipes that look like toilet wipes!

People moaning about the short notice of the quarantine upon return from France.

YOU KNEW THE FUCKING RISKS WHEN YOU SET OFF.

@Natasha Whittam wrote:People moaning about the short notice of the quarantine upon return from France.

YOU KNEW THE FUCKING RISKS WHEN YOU SET OFF.

  quality. This is correct.

Thousands of them will be teachers and they will be hoping that they miss le Shuttle and end up in quarantine so they can skive another 2 weeks off work, paid.

A lad that works for my missus is going to France which will use up the balance of his holiday entitlement. He was furious when she told him that a) he will have to quarantine and b) once the holiday allowance is used up he'll be on unpaid leave. 
So he expects her to pay him for his bad decisions? Wanker.