Local Slags

largehat wrote:Quent, I read your latest romantic scenario based article around lunchtime today and thought I would muse upon the situation a while before offering a considered opinion.

It is very tempting to be rash or judgemental in affairs of the heart and I wanted to contemplate your own desideratum rather than that which would be my own.
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The first thing I will say is that you once again demonstrate wisdom in your choice to seek counsel on an internet forum populated by strangers. It is far more important that you receive the right advice rather than advice from people who tell you what you want to hear.

A case in point. A dear friend of mine is being dragged through the courts at the moment by his wife, who woke up one day and said she didn't want to be married any more and that she is taking the kids, and he can get fucked if he wants access to them. He has been battling her in court for what seems like years. She is totally unreasonable. I said to him, "you need to get hold of some big fat thing and give it a right good shafting", his reply was, "I've just got rid of one of those."

Here's how I see the three candidates.

Michelle, 42 - I suspect she is a bit fucked up. By which I mean, she has a lot of baggage, and a ripped arse. Even if you can convince her you have sufficient material means to satisfy her, she will give it the old waterworks at every opportunity I reckon. She is living under the illusion that she can still be a princess, unfortunately, that ship sailed some time in the last century, and she is a fallen angel. I would only rattle that if I had no other choice.

I thought Sally, 39, was your girl. She would make you a nice breakfast in the morning. She would be affectionate and would light your post-coital fag. Perhaps the tender hand you need after the harshness of Billie's unforgiving and relentless shaft. But I think all the tea and sympathy would be tiresome in the medium term, and before long you would end up up as a guest of Jeremy Kyle, being bellowed at for having the cheek to have a past.

Elsie, 54, is your girl. Definitely. She will do the job. You will be using each other. You will be disgusted with yourself for knocking the back out of someone old enough to be your mum's older sister, and she will feel disgusted when she finds out you live in Denton. It's a marriage (metaphorically - don't get carried away) of equals. You'd be degrading yourselves, and each other. The added benefit of course is that she is no longer ovulating so no entrapment. I'd meet up with her at an STD clinic, and providing she gets the green light, have a local mini-cab on hand ready to get her back to yours, preferably while mum and dad are down the offy.

Good luck.

summercummings wrote:My thoughts Quent.

It is £40 for one month or £90 for 3 months to join this site and in my opinion only top quality 6ft, handsome, hung stallions will get much action

Angry Dad wrote:Why would a girl as hot as Michelle want or need to be on a slag site or be associated with the word?

Quent wrote:You're right, it seems a bit too good to be true. However, I feel it was not meant to be with Michelle anyway, she hasn't replied since I sent her a photo of my 3 inch donger.