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Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V

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Bread2.0

Bread2.0
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

I wonder if anybody's pointed it out to him.

Or if they're all too scared...

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Wonder what his handle is? Shocked
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V - Page 12 CYSFeEdWcAAM6Kz

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

The very funny David Sedaris.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

The sad death of Andrew Sachs got me thinking about Fawlty Towers. It really was a masterpiece of writing and acting.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Prince Charles has let himself go a bit.

Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V - Page 12 3B1A346800000578-0-image-m-15_1481062928433

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

RIP John Glenn.

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:Prince Charles has let himself go a bit.

Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V - Page 12 3B1A346800000578-0-image-m-15_1481062928433

I thought the fat bastard Cyril Smith had died! Is it the gay socialite commonly known as Biggins?

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I'm sick of hearing about Theresa May and her expensive leather trousers. Let's face it,the old bat dresses like a right tart.

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:I'm sick of hearing about Theresa May and her expensive leather trousers. Let's face it,the old bat dresses like a right tart.
Haha! I quite agree!

She has a very odd dress sense at her age!

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

She's got a thing about tarty shoes.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Am I missing anything?

I'm in training camp at the moment. My aim is to avoid becoming a corpse until at least the new year.

Anyone else suffering? I can't remember which medication to take next. I'll just stick some pills between

two slices of bread,and hang the consequences.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I've now managed to cut my index finger to bits in a leaf collecting machine. Blood everywhere.

Then I fainted.Not very John Wayne is it?

I was going to post a picture of said finger,but it turned out looking like a knob,so I've decided against 

it.

Wonder if I could wangle tomorrow off?

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

did you go in today Boncey?  Very Happy

If you get sick pay then bollocks to them, have a day off

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Things took a funny turn last night. I decided to make some toast,and, after loading the bread and turning the toaster on,I noticed that one of the slices was sticking out of the top.
I pushed it down with my injured finger,and the elastoplast caught fire.
Much hopping about ensued,and I managed to sort the situation out without anyone having the chance to film it for youtube.
I've not taken the day off though.

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

you should have your own fly on the wall documentary series Boncey, it would be great  Very Happy

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Norpig wrote:you should have your own fly on the wall documentary series Boncey, it would be great  Very Happy
I didn't think a plaster would burn. It sort of burned and melted at the same time.

I bought them from the Pound Shop. Be warned.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I should have added that not many people are stupid enough to stick their finger in a toaster,so there's no need to be too concerned.

Bread2.0

Bread2.0
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

A day in the life of Our Man in Warrington, set to music:

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