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242 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Thu Dec 15 2016, 14:30
Bread2.0
Andy Walker
...and never accept a slice of toast from you.
243 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Thu Dec 15 2016, 14:39
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I don't smoke,but I like a nice cigar at Christmas,and I remember one year,tearing off a strip of newspaper,folding it a couple of time,and sticking it in the toaster in order to light up my Christmas treat.
I managed to set fire to the kitchen curtains. It always pays to have matches handy.
I'm not really accident prone. The incidents are fairly well spread out,but I'd rather they didn't happen at all.
I managed to set fire to the kitchen curtains. It always pays to have matches handy.
I'm not really accident prone. The incidents are fairly well spread out,but I'd rather they didn't happen at all.
244 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Thu Dec 15 2016, 15:35
whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
Is your surname Bean, they're not that well spread out if the plaster from your first mishap caught fire for your secondboltonbonce wrote:I don't smoke,but I like a nice cigar at Christmas,and I remember one year,tearing off a strip of newspaper,folding it a couple of time,and sticking it in the toaster in order to light up my Christmas treat.
I managed to set fire to the kitchen curtains. It always pays to have matches handy.
I'm not really accident prone. The incidents are fairly well spread out,but I'd rather they didn't happen at all.
Christmas dinner at your place
245 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Thu Dec 15 2016, 15:48
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Very funny.246 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Fri Dec 16 2016, 22:34
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Chip Pan by Everly Pregnant Brothers:
The Everly Pregnant Brothers - No Oven No Pie:
Both worth a watch.
The Everly Pregnant Brothers - No Oven No Pie:
Both worth a watch.
247 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Fri Dec 16 2016, 23:06
Bread2.0
Andy Walker
They are without doubt the two best music videos you have ever posted on here.
Admittedly the bar wasn't that high to begin with but they are quality nonetheless.
Fatherhood is obviously suiting you.
Admittedly the bar wasn't that high to begin with but they are quality nonetheless.
Fatherhood is obviously suiting you.
248 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Sat Dec 17 2016, 06:09
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
If I ever get rid of this bug,and my finger doesn't drop off,I'll laugh.
Just got ready for work.
I'm not in today.
Bad start.
Just got ready for work.
I'm not in today.
Bad start.
249 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Sat Dec 17 2016, 09:21
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Wish I'd had a bet on it now. 
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2016/dec/16/mick-jagger-names-his-eighth-child-deveraux-octavian-basil
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2016/dec/16/mick-jagger-names-his-eighth-child-deveraux-octavian-basil
250 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Sat Dec 17 2016, 09:31
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
works of genius KP, so much so that my 9 year old is now singing me chip pans on fire over and over again
251 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Sat Dec 17 2016, 11:17
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Norpig wrote:works of genius KP, so much so that my 9 year old is now singing me chip pans on fire over and over again
252 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Sat Dec 17 2016, 11:19
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Cheers mate.Bread2.0 wrote:They are without doubt the two best music videos you have ever posted on here.
Admittedly the bar wasn't that high to begin with but they are quality nonetheless.
Fatherhood is obviously suiting you.
253 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Sat Dec 17 2016, 11:36
Bread2.0
Andy Walker
I can't stop singing that chip pan song either.
I must have the mental age of a 9 year old.....
I must have the mental age of a 9 year old.....
254 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Sat Dec 17 2016, 12:18
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Really looking forward to the Tree Of The Year awards tonight on CH4. Oh yes indeed.
255 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Sat Dec 17 2016, 12:26
Bread2.0
Andy Walker
I saw the trailer for that the other night and said to Mrs B: "Now.....you can call me sad if you like, but....I quite fancy that."
I've reached that age where I just don't care anymore.
I've reached that age where I just don't care anymore.
256 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Sat Dec 17 2016, 12:37
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Get yer knots out for the lads.Bread2.0 wrote:I saw the trailer for that the other night and said to Mrs B: "Now.....you can call me sad if you like, but....I quite fancy that."
I've reached that age where I just don't care anymore.
257 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Sat Dec 17 2016, 14:43
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
These seem all the rage now for some reason I obviously do not understand...
258 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Sat Dec 17 2016, 14:44
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
They're imported from Australia.
260 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Sat Dec 17 2016, 15:18
whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
Is it the national awards or just the local branch, that was a pun in case you didn't twig.boltonbonce wrote:Really looking forward to the Tree Of The Year awards tonight on CH4. Oh yes indeed.
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