Hadn't realised it ever startedboltonbonce wrote:The Bake off drama continues.
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V
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41 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Wed Sep 14 2016, 14:14
whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
42 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Wed Sep 14 2016, 14:47
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
This is a big chance for Brucie. Get in there my son.
Who needs Mel and Sue?
Who needs Mel and Sue?
43 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Sat Sep 17 2016, 10:23
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I've got the week off,which probably means I'll be doing one of three things.
A. DIY.
B. Wandering around the odder parts of Youtube.
C. Walking.
A and C could land me back at A+E,and the mental scars from seeing Tony Bomboni on youtube are still pretty raw,so I might have to play it safe and catch up on my reading.
Then again,the kitchen is a big draw. I've had an urge to show people how easy it is to make some half decent Jaffa Cakes,and put Bread and his brown dollops to shame.
This,of course,might be a mistake,but,how badly could it go?
If I manage it,I'll post a picture.
If I burn the house down,all bets are off.
A. DIY.
B. Wandering around the odder parts of Youtube.
C. Walking.
A and C could land me back at A+E,and the mental scars from seeing Tony Bomboni on youtube are still pretty raw,so I might have to play it safe and catch up on my reading.
Then again,the kitchen is a big draw. I've had an urge to show people how easy it is to make some half decent Jaffa Cakes,and put Bread and his brown dollops to shame.
This,of course,might be a mistake,but,how badly could it go?
If I manage it,I'll post a picture.
If I burn the house down,all bets are off.
44 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Sat Sep 17 2016, 10:31
Bread2.0
Andy Walker
Ooh, a Jaffa Cake-Off!
I likes it.
Mrs B's reaction to my dismal failure was the same as yours - Scorn, derision and a lot of laughing.
She's a better baker than me so she thought it'd be a doddle to knock some up and show me how useless I was.
But hers were just as bad as mine and we concluded that they are deceptively difficult to get right.
Have a go and post the pictures.
I likes it.
Mrs B's reaction to my dismal failure was the same as yours - Scorn, derision and a lot of laughing.
She's a better baker than me so she thought it'd be a doddle to knock some up and show me how useless I was.
But hers were just as bad as mine and we concluded that they are deceptively difficult to get right.
Have a go and post the pictures.
45 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Sat Sep 17 2016, 10:43
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I like a challenge. I'll need a day alone.
Two hours to cook,and eight to clear up the mess.
Two hours to cook,and eight to clear up the mess.
48 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Sat Sep 17 2016, 13:19
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
i saw this chap on NW tonight a few weeks ago, he could remember all the words from songs he sang years and years ago. He was much better than Brucie
49 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Sat Sep 17 2016, 13:39
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Brucie can do it all. You're going in my book with WGO. And a few others.Norpig wrote:i saw this chap on NW tonight a few weeks ago, he could remember all the words from songs he sang years and years ago. He was much better than Brucie
50 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Sat Sep 17 2016, 14:21
whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
Brucie can't remember what day it is and what time his colostomy bag needs emptying now. Such a shame he used to be average at one time, it's a long way to fallI'm boltonbonce wrote:Brucie can do it all. You're going in my book with WGO. And a few others.Norpig wrote:i saw this chap on NW tonight a few weeks ago, he could remember all the words from songs he sang years and years ago. He was much better than Brucie
51 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Sat Sep 17 2016, 14:35
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Right. I'm beefing up for a scrap.whatsgoingon wrote:Brucie can't remember what day it is and what time his colostomy bag needs emptying now. Such a shame he used to be average at one time, it's a long way to fallI'm boltonbonce wrote:Brucie can do it all. You're going in my book with WGO. And a few others.Norpig wrote:i saw this chap on NW tonight a few weeks ago, he could remember all the words from songs he sang years and years ago. He was much better than Brucie
53 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Tue Sep 20 2016, 13:27
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
This,I'm led to believe,is fashionable attire. She seems to be wearing her Dad's shirt and jacket.
54 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Tue Sep 20 2016, 14:29
whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
You would though
55 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Tue Sep 20 2016, 14:32
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I'm a fashion icon.
I've seen people pointing at me in the street.
Ok,they sometimes perface it with 'That's him officer', but mainly it's my elegant attire.
I've seen people pointing at me in the street.
Ok,they sometimes perface it with 'That's him officer', but mainly it's my elegant attire.
56 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Tue Sep 20 2016, 15:07
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Now here's someone I'd point at. For all the wrong reasons.boltonbonce wrote:I'm a fashion icon.
I've seen people pointing at me in the street.
Ok,they sometimes perface it with 'That's him officer', but mainly it's my elegant attire.
It's London Fashion Week. Am I so out of touch,or does the bloke look a right nellie?
57 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Tue Sep 20 2016, 17:43
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
You're out of touch. I was wearing that exact same outfit today and my carer said I looked really nice.
58 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Tue Sep 20 2016, 17:54
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
What's in the purse?Bwfc1958 wrote:You're out of touch. I was wearing that exact same outfit today and my carer said I looked really nice.
59 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Tue Sep 20 2016, 17:55
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
His dentures.boltonbonce wrote:What's in the purse?Bwfc1958 wrote:You're out of touch. I was wearing that exact same outfit today and my carer said I looked really nice.
60 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Tue Sep 20 2016, 18:01
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
Almost right.karlypants wrote:His dentures.boltonbonce wrote:What's in the purse?Bwfc1958 wrote:You're out of touch. I was wearing that exact same outfit today and my carer said I looked really nice.
There are teeth in the purse but they are the teeth from my victims that I keep as a souvenir. So far I have 27. When I reach 30 I can put them on a string and wear them around my neck.
What is Bruce Forsyths address?
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