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Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V
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62 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Tue Sep 20 2016, 19:37
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Not true. The bloke in the panda suit is just a friend. Spends all day in the garden seat.Bread2.0 wrote:The Shed,
Bottom Of Bonce's Garden,
Warrington.
When he's not playing the piano or dancing.
He tries to escape sometimes.
64 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Tue Sep 20 2016, 21:10
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Great for those who can't make their mind up though!boltonbonce wrote:This is just wrong.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37420032/australian-man-patents-the-hamdog---a-hotdog-and-burger-combo
65 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Tue Sep 20 2016, 21:10
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Never got why they call them hamburgers when they don't contain pork though and the patty is made of beef...
66 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Tue Sep 20 2016, 21:18
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
karlypants wrote:Never got why they call them hamburgers when they don't contain pork though and the patty is made of beef...
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/09/why-a-hamburger-is-called-a-hamburger/
67 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Tue Sep 20 2016, 21:37
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Cheers Bonce.
68 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Tue Sep 20 2016, 22:07
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
Well I have often wondered why a hamburger is called a hamburger and I had no idea this was the reason.boltonbonce wrote:karlypants wrote:Never got why they call them hamburgers when they don't contain pork though and the patty is made of beef...
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/09/why-a-hamburger-is-called-a-hamburger/
When I've taken my 4 year old to McDonald's (I know Breaders, I'm a terrible father) and he asks for a hamburger in his happy meal he always asks where the ham is. Obviously I tell him that you don't get ham on a hamburger, that's just what it's called.
The next question - "why?"
My reply - "because it is".
Now I know the actual answer should I give him the full history lesson or go with the tried and trusted answer, bearing in mind he's only 4?
69 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Wed Sep 21 2016, 18:31
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
It's hosted by Jack Dearden. Sounds like fun.
https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/bwfcst-agm-tickets-27177790503?aff=ehomecard
https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/bwfcst-agm-tickets-27177790503?aff=ehomecard
70 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Wed Sep 21 2016, 18:34
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Poor old Jack. He's described as Jack Deaden in the email.
You are invited to attend our very first AGM in the Platinum Suite next Thurs 7.30pm
The evening will be hosted by the voice of Bolton BBC Radio Manchester's very own Jack Deaden with special guest, Chairman Ken Anderson
You are invited to attend our very first AGM in the Platinum Suite next Thurs 7.30pm
The evening will be hosted by the voice of Bolton BBC Radio Manchester's very own Jack Deaden with special guest, Chairman Ken Anderson
71 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Wed Sep 21 2016, 20:46
whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
boltonbonce wrote:Poor old Jack. He's described as Jack Deaden in the email.
You are invited to attend our very first AGM in the Platinum Suite next Thurs 7.30pm
The evening will be hosted by the voice of Bolton BBC Radio Manchester's very own Jack Deaden with special guest, Chairman Ken Anderson
Fair play to KA for attending given their negativity towards him.
73 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Fri Sep 23 2016, 17:08
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
There are a few players I wish had retired in their twenties.
https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2016/sep/23/joy-of-six-footballers-who-voluntarily-retired-in-their-20s
https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2016/sep/23/joy-of-six-footballers-who-voluntarily-retired-in-their-20s
74 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Sun Sep 25 2016, 22:13
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Popped into ASDA today to top up on toiletries,and I noticed that all the mouthwash brands claimed to be effective in killing 99.9% of bacteria.
Those that are left must be hard bastards.
Those that are left must be hard bastards.
75 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Mon Sep 26 2016, 14:16
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I can't look any more. I'm wetting myself.
https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2016/sep/26/turner-prize-2016-review-tate-britain-micheal-dean-anthea-hamilton-helen-marten-josephine-pryde
https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2016/sep/26/turner-prize-2016-review-tate-britain-micheal-dean-anthea-hamilton-helen-marten-josephine-pryde
76 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Mon Sep 26 2016, 14:27
whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
If you do take a photo of the stain and enter it into next years Turner Prizeboltonbonce wrote:I can't look any more. I'm wetting myself.
https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2016/sep/26/turner-prize-2016-review-tate-britain-micheal-dean-anthea-hamilton-helen-marten-josephine-pryde
77 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Mon Sep 26 2016, 14:40
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Great idea. I'll call it 'Taking The Piss'.
78 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Mon Sep 26 2016, 14:52
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
is it any wonder people think modern art is a joke? 
79 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Mon Sep 26 2016, 15:28
whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
I think that name has been taken by the actual competitionboltonbonce wrote:Great idea. I'll call it 'Taking The Piss'.
80 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Mon Sep 26 2016, 15:33
whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
I think the joke's on us, I reckon these people that exhibit it sit watching people muse over it and conceptualise it and laugh at them for falling for it.Norpig wrote:is it any wonder people think modern art is a joke?
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