Are Obese People Scared Of The Rain?

Bolton Hater wrote:

bwfc71 wrote:Not had Greggs in about 6 years...... To be fair I don't actually miss it.

Why would you miss it when you've got all the fried chicken you could ever want. And there's not even a Greggs in Holland anyway.

What fried chicken are you going on about?



Anyway there are p[laces that are just as bad as Greggs such as FeBo, Mullers and local pastry shops!

bwfc71 wrote:

Numpty 28723 wrote:

bwfc71 wrote:Is it just me or am losing all will when its comes to Numpty's post so far today - I just don't understand them, unlike normally!

Sorry, I just wanted to try out my new English to Pimp translation app.

No worries - just seemed out of character!!!

Thanks, I think I'll just stick to Random Paragraph Generator in future.

Now they do make sense! ;-)

To be fair, obese people have more surface area to get wet than us regular folk.

Fat people absorb more rain as they have a greater pore surface rather like a big sponge and will find it harder walking home as they will be heavier and putting the heart under strain. Fat people would be wise to stay indoors when its raining.