Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

Just got back from Old Trafford.

I feel like I need a bloody good wash.

Been inside and everything!

karlypants wrote:Just got back from Old Trafford.

I feel like I need a bloody good wash.

Been inside and everything!

Explain yourself. 

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:Just got back from Old Trafford.

I feel like I need a bloody good wash.

Been inside and everything!

Explain yourself. 

I can’t come to terms with it Boncey.

I feel so ashamed, I feel it’s worse than Mr. Pigs outings to the Etihad.

I’m off to scrub myself till I bleed.

I'll have to have a shower after reading it. 

Do they have bins at Old Trafford?

boltonbonce wrote:Anyone else thoroughly sick of hearing about Ant McPartlin?

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:Just got back from Old Trafford.

I feel like I need a bloody good wash.

Been inside and everything!

Explain yourself. 

I can’t come to terms with it Boncey.

I feel so ashamed, I feel it’s worse than Mr. Pigs outings to the Etihad.

I’m off to scrub myself till I bleed.

I feel your pain KP, i was dragged to the Theatre of Shite as well a couple of years ago for a Champions league game. My Sister in law is a big red and was trying to convert my lad from City but it didn't work as it was a very boring 0-0 draw 

I got dragged all the way round on a bloody museum and tour yesterday afternoon as the whole clan begged to go.

It costs £18 per adult, luckily I had some of them 2 for 1 days out vouchers making it £9 a person which made it a little easier to swallow.

Went inside the stadium and onto the concourse and it was still a shit tip from the Brighton game with beer bottles still all over the show (I knew I should have taken some gloves!).

Someone really needs to get their finger out as it wouldn't be like that at the Reebok!

Got fleeced again as they all wanted them photos with their names on the back of the shirts and whatnot.

And to top it all off, I got frisked by a real fugly woman bouncer on the door twice!!!

It might have been Nat!

I'm much taller than that, you gobshite.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I'm much taller than that, you gobshite.

Throwing some nice shapes though,whoever it is.

Are you sure it wasn't a selfie?

Natasha Whittam wrote:Are you sure it wasn't a selfie?

With that footwear? Do you mind. Dooo you mind.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I'm much taller than that, you gobshite.

And also with smaller tits.

I can see why Chairmanda no longer posts.

Sexist.

Good news bonce....

This is great news. They might even get me down to the corner shop,although the pavement is far from smooth.
Good to see the slipper community is being considered in these modern times.

Cambridge won the boat race,if anyone cares. I certainly don't.

In Britain,it is illegal to handle a salmon in suspicious circumstances.