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boltonbonce · **241** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Mar 09 2018, 14:43

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I ended up buying a dressing gown. I was on safer ground there.

Norpig · **242** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Mar 09 2018, 15:52

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Looks like the chap modelling it liked it a little too much to me Shocked

boltonbonce · **243** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Mar 09 2018, 16:11

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Norpig wrote:Looks like the chap modelling it liked it a little too much to me

At least he always has somewhere to hang his cap.

karlypants · **244** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Mar 09 2018, 16:15

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boltonbonce wrote:Went on amazon to search out some new underwear,and was shocked to find these. Are they serious?

Any of you wear them? And wtf are penis cuffs?

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Fxwj-Underwear-Pantyhose-JockStrap-Underpants/dp/B078CR7R31/ref=sr_1_14?ie=UTF8&qid=1520605945&sr=8-14&keywords=underpants

I can't believe I just clicked the link.

I share my amazon account with my mum. She will think I'm after buying one once she sees my viewing history! Shocked

Norpig · **245** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Mar 09 2018, 16:15

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If that had been Cecil he would have poked Nat in the kneecap with it Very Happy

Natasha Whittam · **246** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Mar 09 2018, 16:29

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Any chance we could have a thread where Cecil isn't picked on. You wouldn't say any of this to his face.

karlypants · **247** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Mar 09 2018, 16:41

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Natasha Whittam wrote:Any chance we could have a thread where Cecil isn't picked on. You wouldn't say any of this to his face.

Yes but thats just because you can't tell which end his face is! Very Happy

boltonbonce · **248** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Mar 09 2018, 17:06

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karlypants wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:Any chance we could have a thread where Cecil isn't picked on. You wouldn't say any of this to his face.

Yes but thats just because you can't tell which end his face is!

karlypants · **249** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Sun Mar 11 2018, 18:42

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I hope everyone has treated their mum today!

boltonbonce · **250** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Mar 12 2018, 12:47

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My new dressing gown arrived today. With no belt!
I've written the vendor a furious email.
Can't have it flapping open all the time. What would the postie think?

karlypants · **251** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Mar 12 2018, 12:56

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Good god! I've just had some frightening mental images! Shocked

boltonbonce · **252** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Mar 12 2018, 13:00

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karlypants wrote:Good god! I've just had some frightening mental images!

Sorry KP. It could be worse of course.

Imagine Norpig answering the door in it. Shocked

boltonbonce · **253** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Mar 12 2018, 16:33

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boltonbonce wrote:My new dressing gown arrived today. With no belt!
I've written the vendor a furious email.
Can't have it flapping open all the time. What would the postie think?

Found the belt on the kitchen floor. Must have fallen out of the bag. Embarassed

boltonbonce · **254** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Wed Mar 14 2018, 17:04

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Super John,the keeper. Remember this well.

karlypants · **255** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Wed Mar 14 2018, 17:48

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boltonbonce wrote:Super John,the keeper. Remember this well.

You can't beat Super John! Very Happy

Reebok Trotter · **256** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Mar 16 2018, 19:17

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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/mar/16/romanian-court-tells-man-he-is-not-alive?CMP=share_btn_fb

boltonbonce · **257** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Mar 16 2018, 19:31

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Reebok Trotter wrote:https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/mar/16/romanian-court-tells-man-he-is-not-alive?CMP=share_btn_fb

You couldn't make it up.

boltonbonce · **258** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Mar 19 2018, 17:03

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Anyone else thoroughly sick of hearing about Ant McPartlin?

y2johnny · **259** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Mar 19 2018, 17:28

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boltonbonce wrote:Anyone else thoroughly sick of hearing about Ant McPartlin?

Should be in prison not rehab

boltonbonce · **260** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Mar 19 2018, 17:39

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He's like a lot of other so called 'celebs'. They'll go into incredibly expensive rehabs,then come out saying they've been through hell,and that it's taken a terrible toll on not only themselves,but their families,and will beg for some privacy,in order to get their lives back together.
The next day thay'll go on This Morning,and Loose Women,to further explain the hell on earth they've had to endure.
They then return to their own show,and are given a standing ovation,for not being dead.

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