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241 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Mar 09, 2018 2:43 pm

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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I ended up buying a dressing gown. I was on safer ground there.

242 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Mar 09, 2018 3:52 pm

Norpig

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Looks like the chap modelling it liked it a little too much to me  Shocked

243 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:11 pm

boltonbonce

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@Norpig wrote:Looks like the chap modelling it liked it a little too much to me  Shocked
At least he always has somewhere to hang his cap.

244 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:15 pm

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@boltonbonce wrote:Went on amazon to search out some new underwear,and was shocked to find these. Are they serious?

Any of you wear them? Shocked And wtf are penis cuffs?

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Fxwj-Underwear-Pantyhose-JockStrap-Underpants/dp/B078CR7R31/ref=sr_1_14?ie=UTF8&qid=1520605945&sr=8-14&keywords=underpants
I can't believe I just clicked the link.

I share my amazon account with my mum. She will think I'm after buying one once she sees my viewing history! Shocked

245 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:15 pm

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If that had been Cecil he would have poked Nat in the kneecap with it  Very Happy

246 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:29 pm

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Any chance we could have a thread where Cecil isn't picked on. You wouldn't say any of this to his face.

247 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:41 pm

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:Any chance we could have a thread where Cecil isn't picked on. You wouldn't say any of this to his face.
Yes but thats just because you can't tell which end his face is! Very Happy

248 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Mar 09, 2018 5:06 pm

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@karlypants wrote:
@Natasha Whittam wrote:Any chance we could have a thread where Cecil isn't picked on. You wouldn't say any of this to his face.
Yes but thats just because you can't tell which end his face is! Very Happy
Laughing

249 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:42 pm

karlypants

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I hope everyone has treated their mum today!

250 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Mar 12, 2018 12:47 pm

boltonbonce

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My new dressing gown arrived today. With no belt!
I've written the vendor a furious email.
Can't have it flapping open all the time. What would the postie think?

251 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Mar 12, 2018 12:56 pm

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Good god! I've just had some frightening mental images! Shocked

252 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:00 pm

boltonbonce

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@karlypants wrote:Good god! I've just had some frightening mental images! Shocked
Sorry KP. It could be worse of course.

Imagine Norpig answering the door in it. Shocked

253 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Mar 12, 2018 4:33 pm

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@boltonbonce wrote:My new dressing gown arrived today. With no belt!
I've written the vendor a furious email.
Can't have it flapping open all the time. What would the postie think?
Found the belt on the kitchen floor. Must have fallen out of the bag. Embarassed

254 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:04 pm

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Super John,the keeper. Remember this well.

255 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:48 pm

karlypants

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@boltonbonce wrote:Super John,the keeper. Remember this well.


You can't beat Super John! Very Happy

256 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Mar 16, 2018 7:17 pm

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257 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Mar 16, 2018 7:31 pm

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258 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Mar 19, 2018 5:03 pm

boltonbonce

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Anyone else thoroughly sick of hearing about Ant McPartlin?

259 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Mar 19, 2018 5:28 pm

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@boltonbonce wrote:Anyone else thoroughly sick of hearing about Ant McPartlin?
Should be in prison not rehab

260 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Mar 19, 2018 5:39 pm

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He's like a lot of other so called 'celebs'. They'll go into incredibly expensive rehabs,then come out saying they've been through hell,and that it's taken a terrible toll on not only themselves,but their families,and will beg for some privacy,in order to get their lives back together.
The next day thay'll go on This Morning,and Loose Women,to further explain the hell on earth they've had to endure.
They then return to their own show,and are given a standing ovation,for not being dead.

261 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:53 pm

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Just got back from Old Trafford.

I feel like I need a bloody good wash.

Been inside and everything! Shocked

262 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:55 pm

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@karlypants wrote:Just got back from Old Trafford.

I feel like I need a bloody good wash.

Been inside and everything! Shocked
Explain yourself.  Evil or Very Mad

263 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Mar 19, 2018 7:01 pm

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@boltonbonce wrote:
@karlypants wrote:Just got back from Old Trafford.

I feel like I need a bloody good wash.

Been inside and everything! Shocked
Explain yourself.  Evil or Very Mad
I can’t come to terms with it Boncey.

I feel so ashamed, I feel it’s worse than Mr. Pigs outings to the Etihad.

I’m off to scrub myself till I bleed. Shocked

264 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Mar 19, 2018 7:11 pm

boltonbonce

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I'll have to have a shower after reading it. 

265 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Mar 19, 2018 8:35 pm

Natasha Whittam

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Do they have bins at Old Trafford?

266 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:36 pm

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@boltonbonce wrote:Anyone else thoroughly sick of hearing about Ant McPartlin?


Evil or Very Mad

267 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Mar 20, 2018 9:42 am

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@karlypants wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:
@karlypants wrote:Just got back from Old Trafford.

I feel like I need a bloody good wash.

Been inside and everything! Shocked
Explain yourself.  Evil or Very Mad
I can’t come to terms with it Boncey.

I feel so ashamed, I feel it’s worse than Mr. Pigs outings to the Etihad.

I’m off to scrub myself till I bleed. Shocked
I feel your pain KP, i was dragged to the Theatre of Shite as well a couple of years ago for a Champions league game. My Sister in law is a big red and was trying to convert my lad from City but it didn't work as it was a very boring 0-0 draw  Very Happy

268 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Mar 20, 2018 5:54 pm

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I got dragged all the way round on a bloody museum and tour yesterday afternoon as the whole clan begged to go. Shocked

It costs £18 per adult, luckily I had some of them 2 for 1 days out vouchers making it £9 a person which made it a little easier to swallow.

Went inside the stadium and onto the concourse and it was still a shit tip from the Brighton game with beer bottles still all over the show (I knew I should have taken some gloves!).

Someone really needs to get their finger out as it wouldn't be like that at the Reebok!

Got fleeced again as they all wanted them photos with their names on the back of the shirts and whatnot.

And to top it all off, I got frisked by a real fugly woman bouncer on the door twice!!!





269 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Mar 20, 2018 5:59 pm

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It might have been Nat!

270 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Mar 20, 2018 6:18 pm

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I'm much taller than that, you gobshite.

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