Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

Sluffy wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Just learned that my Niece's lad has fallen off his bicycle,and sustained a broken arm.

I'm a very proud man. It looks like I can hand the baton to another champ.

I might buy him a skateboard.

Sorry, just seen this.

Hope the youngster quickly get's well and he's up and around after no time!

Cheers Sluffy. Turns out it's broken in two places. The elbow being one of them.

Not good,but he's enjoying all the attention.

Parasites invade Houses of Parliament.

So what's new?

It's bloody walking day in Warrington. It's a pain in the arse.

Nice to see some good news.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-44688909

boltonbonce wrote:Nice to see some good news.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-44688909

Wonderful story, I'm so happy it all ended so well.

(Sounds like British special services found them as well if you listen to the clip of the first two divers to find them!).

Not quite over yet. Getting them all to the surface will present some difficulties,but I'm sure they can be overcome.

boltonbonce wrote:Not quite over yet. Getting them all to the surface will present some difficulties,but I'm sure they can be overcome.

Yes, I'm sure they will get them all out safely in due course now that they know where they are and they all seem to be in reasonably good health.

Oh dear. Luckily I grew up with much nicer people. The KKK in Smethwick.

Paper boy delivered The Mail again. I'm sure he's trying to wind me up. Apparently the local shop is struggling to recruit new boys and girls to do the job,and is thinking of discontinuing the service.
We used to fight over a job like that. Parents must be giving them too much spending money.

boltonbonce wrote:Paper boy delivered The Mail again. I'm sure he's trying to wind me up. Apparently the local shop is struggling to recruit new boys and girls to do the job,and is thinking of discontinuing the service.
We used to fight over a job like that. Parents must be giving them too much spending money.

Have you considered doing a round?

Seriously, I know you don't need the money or anything but as someone who is recently retired and who is used to early mornings and physical work it could be a way of setting a little regime for yourself whilst you settle into full retirement.

Just a thought.

boltonbonce wrote:Paper boy delivered The Mail again. I'm sure he's trying to wind me up. Apparently the local shop is struggling to recruit new boys and girls to do the job,and is thinking of discontinuing the service.

I'm surprised at this. I had Bonce down as one of those people who reads the paper in Asda without paying for it.

Sluffy,as a teenager I got a part time job delivering leaflets. Simple enough,I thought.
Not for me.
I had to run the gauntlet of stiff,hand trap letter boxes,dogs or cats,waiting patiently behind the door,in the hope of nabbing a finger or two,stange old men who opened the door wearing only their underpants,and lunatics,who thought that anyone walking up their garden path was probably a psychopath.
I'll enjoy my retirement in other ways,but a good idea for anyone up for it.
As for that harsh comment from Nat,I do PERUSE the newspaper in ASDA,but only to check what I might be buying.
I'm sure Nat tries her 'female comforters' before she buys them.

Someone just sent me this. Bastard.

boltonbonce wrote:Someone just sent me this. Bastard.

Terrible day. Although I did get to meet some of the regular posters for a pint in the Harvester before the game. Despite that goal (I was sat right behind) I did think Tim Ream was going to score at the death with a header but it was not to be. If only we'd had VAR eh?

We got the wrong end of the stick when we were relegated because of the 'ghost goal' we scored against Everton. Should have been them going down.
But I'm not one to dwell on the past. 
I've got enough problems with my recurring dreams of Barry Knight.

What a great attitude to life.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-44726616/the-lottery-winner-giving-her-winnings-away

Don't know what all the fuss is about. It's South Wales. Probably on a date.


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-44750013

The things you find on the internet.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/shocked-golfers-spot-topless-man-12295967

boltonbonce wrote:The things Bonce finds on the internet.

Fixed.