Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

Natasha Whittam wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:The things Bonce finds on the internet.

Fixed.

Fair enough.

boltonbonce wrote:Nice to see some good news.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-44688909

Currently rescued 6 boys, in a rush to rescue before the monsoon cause more flooding

BoltonTillIDie wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Nice to see some good news.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-44688909

Currently rescued 6 boys, in a rush to rescue before the monsoon cause more flooding

We're seeing people at their best. Good luck to them.

Nothing to do with me. 

just seen that on the BBC website, have a look at the car (what's left of it anyway)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-44819316

Norpig wrote:just seen that on the BBC website, have a look at the car (what's left of it anyway)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-44819316

Looks like the last taxi I was in.

boltonbonce wrote:A motorist was stopped by police for driving while sitting on a bucket and steering with pliers.

I read that story this morning, and Bonce was the first person who came into my head.

It's Norfolk. What's the problem?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:A motorist was stopped by police for driving while sitting on a bucket and steering with pliers.

I read that story this morning, and Bonce was the first person who came into my head.

A rather unfortunate choice of words,that may,I feel,cause some on here to become a little bilious.

Started my pre season training on Monday. Getting up to the West Stand isn't as easy as it used to be,so my fitness regime has been upped a few notches.
Things are going well,and I'll soon be able to move on to new ways to avoid the guy selling Golden Gamble tickets.

You're probably faster than Beevers and Wheater already.

Cajunboy wrote:You're probably faster than Beevers and Wheater already.

Yes. Got a way to go to catch Brickfeet though. He's putting in the yards,chasing balls that his first touch has sent 20 yards up the pitch.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:A motorist was stopped by police for driving while sitting on a bucket and steering with pliers.

I read that story this morning, and Bonce was the first person who came on my heaving bussom

Better late than never

y2johnny wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:A motorist was stopped by police for driving while sitting on a bucket and steering with pliers.

I read that story this morning, and Bonce was the first person who came on my heaving bussom

Better late than never

Not sure about a heaving bosom Johnny. The last time she took her bra off she broke her toes.

It's this sort of sexist bullery that stopped Chairmanda & Emma Jansen from posting.

Natasha Whittam wrote:It's this sort of sexist bullery that stopped Chairmanda & Emma Jansen from posting.

You must be mistaken about Emma...

Emma Jansen 1 wrote:What we have here is a bent cock, more of a piggies tail.

KP,can't you do something about Nat trespassing on my thread. I used to feel safe here,but she's been sucking up to security and getting in.
I have my standards you know.

I quite agree Boncey. 

Tash: come in here again and I will remove your rights to get in here.

I don't know what your point is KP, so what if Emma has a cock, she's still all woman. I'm sure.