Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-45972639


Great story.


He's lucky he can still tie his shoes, let alone get on the roof.

Was Bonce visiting Magoo?

That's why I posted it on this thread.

I didn’t think Bonce was that vintage...

karlypants wrote:I didn’t think Bonce was that vintage...

At 102, if my TV picture was a bit iffy, I think I'd get someone in.

Rod Hull lost his life messing about on his roof, so think on.

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:I didn’t think Bonce was that vintage...

At 102, if my TV picture was a bit iffy, I think I'd get someone in.

Rod Hull lost his life messing about on his roof, so think on.

I completely agree. Age aside, you are a bit of a calamity Bonce.

I might start calling you Frank!

Read in the news recently that an old lady mistook superglue for her cataract eye drops, and glued her eyes shut.
Her rather unsympathetic husband told a reporter she was fine, but was considering moving the superglue closer to her toothpaste.

boltonbonce wrote:Read in the news recently that an old lady mistook superglue for her cataract eye drops, and glued her eyes shut.
Her rather unsympathetic husband told a reporter she was fine, but was considering moving the superglue closer to her toothpaste.

Good one!

My cousin told me last night that he'd recently been due to attend a party at the UoB Stadium, but it had to be switched to another date, because it clashed with dwarf wrestling!
What the hell is that all about? Is this true? Are these things going on?

Must be this lot trying to make an appearance again...

Anyone else had an email from Bolton Hospice offering its will writing service at a reduced rate?

What do they know?!

boltonbonce wrote:Anyone else had an email from Bolton Hospice offering its will writing service at a reduced rate?

What do they know?!

I've just nearly choked on a Warbies crumpet. Spooky.

It now appears that the bloke who had his cock and balls bitten off and eaten by a bulldog in Scotland was in the room alone with it and had spread peanut butter on his genitals!

Article here

karlypants wrote:It now appears that the bloke who had his cock and balls bitten off and eaten by a bulldog in Scotland was in the room alone with it and had spread peanut butter on his genitals!

Article here

Being in Scotland, I'm surprised he didn't deep fry them as well.

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:It now appears that the bloke who had his cock and balls bitten off and eaten by a bulldog in Scotland was in the room alone with it and had spread peanut butter on his genitals!

Article here

Being in Scotland, I'm surprised he didn't deep fry them as well.

Shameful that the dog was put down just because he gobbled on a peanut butter flavoured knob.

Stay away from Scotland KP.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Shameful that the dog was put down just because he gobbled on a peanut butter flavoured knob.

Stay away from Scotland KP.

I agree. The dog did nothing wrong. He simply accepted an invitation to lunch.

Can’t imaging what the kid went through!

Was reading up on this

karlypants wrote:Can’t imaging what the kid went through!

Was reading up on this

You should also look at the case of Emmett Till. If you can.

I have a rule. Never click on a link provided by Bonce or KP.