Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:I’m currently sat on the sofa in a pair of shorts with no top on watching TV.

I think I need to turn the heating down.

I nearly started putting some sun cream on!

And draw the curtains.

That’s weird as my curtains are currently open.

I hope you haven’t been spying on me.

I have my standards KP. I myself am wearing my striped jimjams, and a blue plaid dressing gown. 
Think Sherlock Holmes with a bad haircut.
My zip up slippers set off the ensemble perfectly. I'm off to bed shortly, if I can find a candle.

Nat’s going to love this post when she sees it.

She only comes on my thread to see how poor people live. It's Friday, so she might give it a miss.

Anyway, I'm not taking style tips from her. I saw her buying a skirt in the Oxfam shop.

Quality journalism by the Bolton News, must be a slow news day.

And you can bet someone asked "How much is this?"

It's no surprise that as soon as someone finds a story about poo they post it on Bonce's thread.

Natasha Whittam wrote:It's no surprise that as soon as someone finds a story about poo they post it on Bonce's thread.

Are you saying that my thread is the municipal tip of Nuts? 

I'm going to bed to consider my options.

John Lewis do it again.

What's the deal with trainers?

Pumps were good enough for me. Don't people wear pumps now?

boltonbonce wrote:What's the deal with trainers?

Pumps were good enough for me. Don't people wear pumps now?

Depends what you mean by pumps Bonce?

Leave Cecil out of this!

That's clearly a KP selfie.

Natasha Whittam wrote:That's clearly a KP selfie.

I thought it might be, but didn't like to bring it up.

The international break is a worrying time. With little to talk about KP sometimes lets us have far too much of a peek at his mysterious lifestyle.

Doesn’t everyone else like dressing up?

Mrs KP is a tolerant lady, that's for sure.

You ignore them KP, you have better legs than Nat anyway 

It’s not the first time I have been complimented on my legs!

We're discussing KP's legs.

Mind you, it has to be better than Brexit.

I appear to have upset our garden birds.

I've moved the bird table three feet to the left, and they've started kicking off about it. They stand on the garden form staring at it, and making a fearful racket.

Well I'm not backing down. It's been moved, and that's an end to it. I'll show them.

If it's good enough for the squirrel, it's good enough for them. They're tangling with the wrong man.

Been reading about this in the news.