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1Christmas can fuck right off....... Empty Christmas can fuck right off....... on Sat Nov 24 2018, 11:50

y2johnny


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......until at least december 

Don't get me wrong, i LOVE xmas.  I have two kids (9 and 5) who still both "believe" (although the 9 year old only just) 

I even buy into all the commercialised bollocks of buying people shit they didn't even knew they needed and probably even dont.

But its FUCKING NOVEMBER.

AND ITS BEEN GOING ON SINCE THE BEGINNING OF NOVEMBER.

just seen some cunt (yes, cunt, not harsh enough in this instance in my opinion) walking round the Trafford centre in a FUCKING XMAS JUMPER.  FFS!!!!!

2Christmas can fuck right off....... Empty Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Sat Nov 24 2018, 15:03

boltonbonce

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Christmas jumpers should be banned. I'm not really a fan of Christmas, the main reason being my family, who seem to spend most of the holiday period trying to annoy me.
For a start, because I'm the only vegetarian they make me sit at a separate table. I get my own back by taunting them with disgusting meat based facts for the duration of the meal.
They then slouch about in varying states of sobriety, watching mindless rubbish on the telly, and laying waste to my giant tin of Quality Street.
My niece brings her dog. His favourite pastime appears to be farting silently, with a regularity that beggars belief, and attempting to have sex with the draught excluder.
I'll be hiding in my room until Boxing Day.

3Christmas can fuck right off....... Empty Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Sun Nov 25 2018, 13:34

Norpig

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Mrs Pig wants to put up the tree today even though it's still November  Shocked

4Christmas can fuck right off....... Empty Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Sun Nov 25 2018, 13:36

Natasha Whittam

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@Norpig wrote:Mrs Pig wants to put up the tree today even though it's still November  Shocked

Now we'll see who wears the trousers in the Pig household.

My money's on the tree being up by tea-time.

5Christmas can fuck right off....... Empty Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Sun Nov 25 2018, 13:38

Norpig

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you know me so well Nat  Laughing

6Christmas can fuck right off....... Empty Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Mon Nov 26 2018, 11:44

gloswhite

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We can all expect an early Christmas, as it will distract us from all this Brexit shit.

7Christmas can fuck right off....... Empty Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Mon Nov 26 2018, 11:54

karlypants

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@y2johnny wrote:
just seen some cunt (yes, cunt, not harsh enough in this instance in my opinion) walking round the Trafford centre in a FUCKING XMAS JUMPER.  FFS!!!!!

I saw a woman wearing an xmas jumper in the Arndale on Sat too!

Around 3 weeks ago I popped into The Sweet Green Tavern for a pint and they had xmas songs on! Shocked

Way too early!

8Christmas can fuck right off....... Empty Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Mon Nov 26 2018, 11:56

karlypants

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@Norpig wrote:Mrs Pig wants to put up the tree today even though it's still November  Shocked

I have seen two houses already with their xmas trees up in their windows! Shocked

Ours will be going up next weekend.

9Christmas can fuck right off....... Empty Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Mon Nov 26 2018, 19:22

gloswhite

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Ours will be going up when the missus gets round to it.

10Christmas can fuck right off....... Empty Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Tue Dec 11 2018, 12:42

karlypants

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That’s better! It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas on here now! santa

11Christmas can fuck right off....... Empty Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Tue Dec 11 2018, 12:44

karlypants

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Who would have ever thought that Pawel Olkowski would have a green bulb dangling above his head!

12Christmas can fuck right off....... Empty Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Tue Dec 11 2018, 13:08

Natasha Whittam

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It's orange.

13Christmas can fuck right off....... Empty Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Tue Dec 11 2018, 13:11

karlypants

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:It's orange.

No it’s green. Look again!

14Christmas can fuck right off....... Empty Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Tue Dec 11 2018, 13:24

Natasha Whittam

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Definitely orange.

15Christmas can fuck right off....... Empty Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Tue Dec 11 2018, 13:33

Norpig

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Its pink on my screen  Very Happy

16Christmas can fuck right off....... Empty Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Tue Dec 11 2018, 13:34

Natasha Whittam

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@Norpig wrote:Its pink on my screen  Very Happy

You're looking at dick pics again aren't you.

17Christmas can fuck right off....... Empty Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Tue Dec 11 2018, 13:38

boltonbonce

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It's orange.

18Christmas can fuck right off....... Empty Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Tue Dec 11 2018, 13:46

karlypants

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@Norpig wrote:Its pink on my screen  Very Happy

You're looking at dick pics again aren't you.

:rofl:

19Christmas can fuck right off....... Empty Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Tue Dec 11 2018, 13:46

karlypants

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I've actually just realised that it depends on what device you are viewing it on.

It's orange on my laptop and green on my phone! Very Happy

20Christmas can fuck right off....... Empty Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Tue Dec 11 2018, 13:49

boltonbonce

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@karlypants wrote:I've actually just realised that it depends on what device you are viewing it on.

It's orange on my laptop and green on my phone! Very Happy
What the hell is Norpig watching it on?

21Christmas can fuck right off....... Empty Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Tue Dec 11 2018, 13:51

karlypants

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@boltonbonce wrote:
@karlypants wrote:I've actually just realised that it depends on what device you are viewing it on.

It's orange on my laptop and green on my phone! Very Happy
What the hell is Norpig watching it on?

See Nat's comment above! Very Happy

22Christmas can fuck right off....... Empty Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Tue Dec 11 2018, 13:54

boltonbonce

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Shocked
I suppose watching the Whites every week conditions you to looking at dicks.

23Christmas can fuck right off....... Empty Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Tue Dec 11 2018, 15:20

karlypants

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@boltonbonce wrote:Shocked
I suppose watching the Whites every week conditions you to looking at dicks.

Very Happy

24Christmas can fuck right off....... Empty Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Tue Dec 11 2018, 15:20

karlypants

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Has everyone got all their Christmas shopping done now?

25Christmas can fuck right off....... Empty Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Tue Dec 11 2018, 15:35

y2johnny


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Got all the kids stuff. 

Just the missus and parents to sort out. 

Very Happy

26Christmas can fuck right off....... Empty Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Tue Dec 11 2018, 15:42

boltonbonce

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I'm just about done. some of it arrived from Bolton Central today(are you listening Ken?), and there are a couple of items from amazon due this week.
Also got a couple of Wanderers calendars. Amazon are doing two calendars for ten quid.
Got things sorted pretty early for a change.

27Christmas can fuck right off....... Empty Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Tue Dec 11 2018, 15:58

Natasha Whittam

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@boltonbonce wrote:Also got a couple of Wanderers calendars.

Very weird.

28Christmas can fuck right off....... Empty Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Tue Dec 11 2018, 16:06

boltonbonce

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:Also got a couple of Wanderers calendars.

Very weird.
Not really. I palm them off as stocking fillers.

29Christmas can fuck right off....... Empty Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Tue Dec 11 2018, 16:08

Natasha Whittam

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@boltonbonce wrote:Not really. I palm them off as stocking fillers.

What month is Will Buckley?

30Christmas can fuck right off....... Empty Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Tue Dec 11 2018, 16:10

boltonbonce

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:Not really. I palm them off as stocking fillers.

What month is Will Buckley?
He's having to share January with Craig Noone.

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