Christmas can fuck right off.......

......until at least december 

Don't get me wrong, i LOVE xmas.  I have two kids (9 and 5) who still both "believe" (although the 9 year old only just) 

I even buy into all the commercialised bollocks of buying people shit they didn't even knew they needed and probably even dont.

But its FUCKING NOVEMBER.

AND ITS BEEN GOING ON SINCE THE BEGINNING OF NOVEMBER.

just seen some cunt (yes, cunt, not harsh enough in this instance in my opinion) walking round the Trafford centre in a FUCKING XMAS JUMPER.  FFS!!!!!

Christmas jumpers should be banned. I'm not really a fan of Christmas, the main reason being my family, who seem to spend most of the holiday period trying to annoy me.
For a start, because I'm the only vegetarian they make me sit at a separate table. I get my own back by taunting them with disgusting meat based facts for the duration of the meal.
They then slouch about in varying states of sobriety, watching mindless rubbish on the telly, and laying waste to my giant tin of Quality Street.
My niece brings her dog. His favourite pastime appears to be farting silently, with a regularity that beggars belief, and attempting to have sex with the draught excluder.
I'll be hiding in my room until Boxing Day.

Mrs Pig wants to put up the tree today even though it's still November 

Norpig wrote:Mrs Pig wants to put up the tree today even though it's still November 

Now we'll see who wears the trousers in the Pig household.

My money's on the tree being up by tea-time.

you know me so well Nat 

We can all expect an early Christmas, as it will distract us from all this Brexit shit.

y2johnny wrote:
just seen some cunt (yes, cunt, not harsh enough in this instance in my opinion) walking round the Trafford centre in a FUCKING XMAS JUMPER.  FFS!!!!!

I saw a woman wearing an xmas jumper in the Arndale on Sat too!

Around 3 weeks ago I popped into The Sweet Green Tavern for a pint and they had xmas songs on!

Way too early!

Norpig wrote:Mrs Pig wants to put up the tree today even though it's still November 

I have seen two houses already with their xmas trees up in their windows!

Ours will be going up next weekend.

Ours will be going up when the missus gets round to it.

That’s better! It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas on here now!

Who would have ever thought that Pawel Olkowski would have a green bulb dangling above his head!

It's orange.

Natasha Whittam wrote:It's orange.

No it’s green. Look again!

Definitely orange.

Its pink on my screen 

Norpig wrote:Its pink on my screen 

You're looking at dick pics again aren't you.

It's orange.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Norpig wrote:Its pink on my screen 

You're looking at dick pics again aren't you.

I've actually just realised that it depends on what device you are viewing it on.

It's orange on my laptop and green on my phone!

karlypants wrote:I've actually just realised that it depends on what device you are viewing it on.

It's orange on my laptop and green on my phone!

What the hell is Norpig watching it on?