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Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

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boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Well, the fireworks have started.

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Did you set them off in your front room again?

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:Did you set them off in your front room again?
Certainly not. I'm not allowed matches.

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:Well, the fireworks have started.

The drug dealers must have got new stock in then!

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I’ve come to the conclusion that all fish sticks are shit.

Why can’t they taste like they used to?

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Just had a grocery delivery, and we've got blue eggs! Shocked Old Cotswold Legbar hens always lay blue eggs apparently. Hope they taste as good as they look.
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Img_0114

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Well, I've been messing about on youtube again.  What the hell this is all about I'm not quite sure.
You can always count on me to search out the nutters.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
A rather sad tale, that needs no words from me.

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I’ve just told Alexa to stick relaxing jazz on whilst I relax in bed!

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:I’ve just told Alexa to stick relaxing jazz on whilst I relax in bed!

No one needs to know your wanking music.

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@karlypants wrote:I’ve just told Alexa to stick relaxing jazz on whilst I relax in bed!

No one needs to know your wanking music.

:rofl:

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Careful KP. Alexa is spying on you.

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:Careful KP. Alexa is spying on you.

Well all she will hear in the bedroom is either grunting, snoring or farting and that’s from the Mrs! Shocked

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
That explains why my Alexa isn't working tonight, after witnessing KP getting jiggy with himself.

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:That explains why my Alexa isn't working tonight, after witnessing KP getting jiggy with himself.

Very Happy

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:Careful KP. Alexa is spying on you.

Well all she will hear in the bedroom is either grunting, snoring or farting and that’s from the Mrs! Shocked
Are you sure the farting noise isn't one of your records? Razz

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:
@karlypants wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:Careful KP. Alexa is spying on you.

Well all she will hear in the bedroom is either grunting, snoring or farting and that’s from the Mrs! Shocked
Are you sure the farting noise isn't one of your records? Razz

Speechless Shocked




Very Happy

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Sorry KP. Very Happy I'll post some more folkie stuff to help you out.

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Alexa said KP is a perv.  Clearly malfunctioning

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I just asked Alexa to tell me a joke...

Q. Why are football pitches wet?

A. Because of all the dribbling!

Very Happy

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
It’s Elvis Presley’s birthday today! :party:

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:It’s Elvis Presley’s birthday today! :party:
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fat-elvis-impersonator

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:
@karlypants wrote:It’s Elvis Presley’s birthday today! :party:
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fat-elvis-impersonator

Christ! He’s put some weight on over the years! Shocked

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Rudolph is speaking again. He's an alien you know.

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I don’t think YouTube is really for him somehow. Very Happy

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:I don’t think YouTube is really for him somehow. Very Happy
You're making him angry KP. He's put his other glasses on. Shocked

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
At last, a sensible schools policy.
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Piers-Morgan-and-Susanna-Reid-811522

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:At last, a sensible schools policy.
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Piers-Morgan-and-Susanna-Reid-811522

Have you just photoshopped that image? Shocked

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
This is real KP. What a great idea. :good:

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I thought you had been tinkering with it. Very Happy

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