JC's always on the cadge. You give some, and he wants more. I might send an IOU.
David, I was going to call my billionaire friends to fund our campaign – but then I realised I didn't have any! Unlike Boris Johnson and his born to rule brigade, I'm happy to keep it that way. It's because of you that I can share this breaking news: we've just raised our first million pounds in small donations. This is people-powered politics in action, and it's going to win the election. A million is huge, but to beat the Tories we're going to need more. If you can spare it, will you chip in again now? |