Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII

Nice to see you back Bonce.

Yes, glad to have you back Bonce.

On a totally unrelated issue, this is brilliant. Watch the video, don't you just love it when police dogs bring down the criminals.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c000llpq2e2o

Natasha Whittam wrote:Yes, glad to have you back Bonce.

On a totally unrelated issue, this is brilliant. Watch the video, don't you just love it when police dogs bring down the criminals.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c000llpq2e2o

Thanks guys. Yes, that was very satisfying. These idiots would happily plough into any poor sod getting in their way of escape. Pity the courts don't have the same teeth as our canine friends.

I'm starting to look a bit better.

Nice to see my local MP in the news. 

boltonbonce wrote:Nice to see my local MP in the news. 

You don't think the dastardly duo from the SNP were teaching her to play the Cardinal Puff game, do you Boncey?

boltonbonce wrote:

Reducing the debt? Total bullshit.

A draw against Crewe Alexandra was the best birthday present he ever had. He thinks we're all TWER*Ps.

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
You don't think the dastardly duo from the SNP were teaching her to play the Cardinal Puff game, do you Boncey?

Can you say puff these days?

boltonbonce wrote:

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
You don't think the dastardly duo from the SNP were teaching her to play the Cardinal Puff game, do you Boncey?

Can you say puff these days?

Puff of poof?

boltonbonce wrote:

Are you so ill that you can't see through this BS, Boncey?
Get well soon is all I can say.
Do you think Mrs Davies or Mrs Gartside might be there on Sunday? I rather doubt it, if you know what I mean.

The lengths some people will go to to get out of doing it!  

karlypants wrote:The lengths some people will go to to get out of doing it!  

I feel his pain.

Bit bored at the moment, so I'm tracking a parcel from amazon. It was six stops away ten minutes ago, so I was getting quite excited. Just checked again, and it's four stops away. 
The tension is palpable.
Passed a bit more time by spending £50 on Carrs pasties. They now deliver nationwide, which is a little bit of heaven for me.

boltonbonce wrote:Passed a bit more time by spending £50 on Carrs pasties. They now deliver nationwide, which is a little bit of heaven for me.

I much prefer Ye Olde Pastie Shoppe pasties. In my youth I'd catch the bus to Bolton, spend a couple of hours in X-Records then sit in the churchyard eating their hot pasties and drinking Pepsi.

Absolute heaven.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

I much prefer Ye Olde Pastie Shoppe pasties. In my youth I'd catch the bus to Bolton, spend a couple of hours in X-Records then sit in the churchyard eating their hot pasties and drinking Pepsi.

Absolute heaven.

Have to agree Nat, but needs must.

I've never been to Ye Olde Pastie Shoppe.

I did used to see the long queues they had at lunch times but are they still as good?

I have a thing about the Pound Bakery Cornish style pasties at the moment. 2 for £1.50

karlypants wrote:I've never been to Ye Olde Pastie Shoppe.

I did used to see the long queues they had at lunch times but are they still as good?

You massive titwipe. Never been to Ye Olde Pastie Shoppe? You may as well never have been to Bolton.

Bloody plastic fans.