New Year new Norpig

boltonbonce wrote:
I've rediscovered grapes. Dale is on talkSPORT. Hope Bob isn't listening.

He's auctioning the shirts made from coffee waste after the game, and donating the proceeds to NHS charities.

The bastard.

boltonbonce wrote:
He's auctioning the shirts made from coffee waste after the game, and donating the proceeds to NHS charities.

The bastard.

Is there no end to his evil and depravity?

Norpig wrote:
Is there no end to his evil and depravity?

Seems not. We'll have to keep an eye on him. Bob was right after all.

Once a twerp always a twerp! TWERPS fall for OWT

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2011/oct/29/sir-jimmy-savile


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-15053431

Ten Bobsworth wrote:TWERPS fall for OWT

You should be congratulating me on my 26,000th post. In the land of the TWERPS, the one eyed man is worth two in the bush saving nine.
I'm now a TWERP big hitter.

Congratulations Boncey. If the TWERPS get rid of Sluffy maybe you might be able to help with a bit of site re-branding. Here are a few ideas to start with:

TWERPS 'N TROTS
Or
ONE BORN EVERY MINUTE CLUB
Or
THE TWERPY McTWERPFACE TWERPSORIUM

You can mock, but at least we can boast a western hero within our ranks.

The name of Wyatt Twerp is known across the world.

Sorry Boncey didn't notice the 26.000th post, well done 

Norpig wrote:Sorry Boncey didn't notice the 26.000th post, well done 

It's a badge of shame.

boltonbonce wrote:You can mock, but at least we can boast a western hero within our ranks.

The name of Wyatt Twerp is known across the world.

Shouldn't that testimonial be Cajunboy?

But in the competitive world of TWERPS, Wyre Twerp barely qualifies as a pygmy compared to giants like Norpig and y2johnnny.

Sorry to disappoint you, Boncey, but you didn't make the top ten shortlist.

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
Shouldn't that testimonial be Cajunboy?

But in the competitive world of TWERPS, Wyre Twerp barely qualifies as a pygmy compared to giants like Norpig and y2johnnny.

Johnny only has two n's.

Maybe look in the mirror

Norpig wrote:The healthy eating is still going on, had a nice salad for dinner (no really).

Just had a few sweet dried figs as well which taste nice as long as you don't look at them too closely, they resemble a shrivelled up anus 

Glad to hear you are still on the new healthy eating regime.

I've been rather quiet since my last post in here due to giving in on a couple of occasions where I had a food and booze binge which was incredibly naughty.

I had severe cravings to eat real shitty fods such as the usual pizza, kebabs, burgers and fries all washed down with the usual beers and red wine.

This lead me to put on 2.6lbs last week.

Since then I have managed to not only lose this weight but also lose more which means I lost 4lbs bob on which makes me much happier.

Total loss now currently stands at 19.8lbs.

It's now time to focus on getting beach body ready!

Going from Veggie to vegan hasn't been as simple as I thought. I've been told to take extra doses of vit B12, D, and C. I'll start rattling soon.

karlypants wrote:

Glad to hear you are still on the new healthy eating regime.

I've been rather quiet since my last post in here due to giving in on a couple of occasions where I had a food and booze binge which was incredibly naughty.

I had severe cravings to eat real shitty fods such as the usual pizza, kebabs, burgers and fries all washed down with the usual beers and red wine.

This lead me to put on 2.6lbs last week.

Since then I have managed to not only lose this weight but also lose more which means I lost 4lbs bob on which makes me much happier.

Total loss now currently stands at 19.8lbs.  

It's now time to focus on getting beach body ready!

Well done KP, keep it up mate 

boltonbonce wrote:Going from Veggie to vegan hasn't been as simple as I thought. I've been told to take extra doses of vit B12, D, and C. I'll start rattling soon.

Life is too short Boncey, give it up as a bad job and go and buy some cheese 

Norpig wrote:
Life is too short Boncey, give it up as a bad job and go and buy some cheese 

Don't tempt me. I'm losing the weight as well. It's getting so bad I'm reading every label to check for vegan purity. Some dried milk used in a particular biscuit nearly got past me last night, but I was on to it just in time.
I've always found vegans to be aggressive and judgemental, so I hope I don't end up like that.
Imagine Bob going vegan.

Norpig wrote:

karlypants wrote:

Glad to hear you are still on the new healthy eating regime.

I've been rather quiet since my last post in here due to giving in on a couple of occasions where I had a food and booze binge which was incredibly naughty.

I had severe cravings to eat real shitty fods such as the usual pizza, kebabs, burgers and fries all washed down with the usual beers and red wine.

This lead me to put on 2.6lbs last week.

Since then I have managed to not only lose this weight but also lose more which means I lost 4lbs bob on which makes me much happier.

Total loss now currently stands at 19.8lbs.  

It's now time to focus on getting beach body ready!

Well done KP, keep it up mate 

Thanks.

Have you had the balls to get on the scales yet?

karlypants wrote:

Thanks.

Have you had the balls to get on the scales yet?  

I've lost a few pounds but nothing massive yet.

Norpig wrote:

karlypants wrote:

Thanks.

Have you had the balls to get on the scales yet?  

I've lost a few pounds but nothing massive yet.

A loss is still a loss mate .

Another 1.2lb dropped after my Monday morning weigh in. 

How you doing Mr. Pig?