The Bullshit Papers

boltonbonce wrote:Then there was the Telegraph's take on the Joan of Arc story.

JOAN DEAD. ENGLAND RETAIN ASHES

You wouldn't be trying to create a diversion by any chance, would you Boncey? You wouldn't be one of  those persistent bullshit deniers, would you?

You've been around Nuts for quite a while so maybe you could help remind me which members of Nuts were calling out the Sports Shield bullshit at the time or have called it out since.

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
You wouldn't be trying to create a diversion by any chance, would you Boncey? You wouldn't be one of  those persistent bullshit deniers, would you?

You've been around Nuts for quite a while so maybe you could help remind me which members of Nuts were calling out the Sports Shield bullshit at the time or have called it out since.

Keeping a thread on track on Nuts is an impossible task. The death of Bruce Forsyth probably saved the site from a troubled future. Or maybe not.
Just keep banging on, Bob. I did.

boltonbonce wrote:
Keeping a thread on track on Nuts is an impossible task. The death of Bruce Forsyth probably saved the site from a troubled future. Or maybe not.
Just keep banging on, Bob. I did.

Brucie's dead ????

Wow.

wanderlust wrote:
Brucie's dead ????

Wow.

Hard to believe, but Brucie made his first TV appearance in 1939. In his early days he was known as Boy Bruce, the Mighty Atom.
Say what you will, he was hardly ever off the telly again. No mean feat.

boltonbonce wrote:
Hard to believe, but Brucie made his first TV appearance in 1939. In his early days he was known as Boy Bruce, the Mighty Atom.
Say what you will, he was hardly ever off the telly again. No mean feat.

Yes and his Grandad had a sense of humour giving Brucie's Dad the Christian names 'John Thomas' but its not bullshit, is it Boncey. Lets have some real 24-carat, Iles standard bullshit.

Bullshit can be entertaining.

boltonbonce wrote:Bullshit can be entertaining.

You are right, Boncey, bullshit can be both entertaining and enlightening. Its nearly always a mixture of comedy and tragedy. Funny that anyone should expect anybody half-sane to swallow it and tragic that they do.

The Beeno's been cultivating its Bullshit Mountain for years and shows little sign of doing anything else.

It's a shame that people can't see through it. Sadly, the Fox News syndrome is everywhere now. Find your core audience and feed it what it wants to hear.
Rather like Narcissus, we glory in a reflection of ourselves.

Talking of bullshit papers, there was a headline about price rises and shortages last week - I think it was the Daily Star - "Knickers Down, Sausages Up!"

Straight outta the 70s.

wanderlust wrote:Talking of bullshit papers, there was a headline about price rises and shortages last week - I think it was the Daily Star - "Knickers Down, Sausages Up!"

Straight outta the 70s.

I didn't even know it was still going.

boltonbonce wrote:
I didn't even know it was still going.

Not sure it is - I might be mistaken. It was in a newspaper stand outside a petrol station on the A17.

If it is still going it's good to see the same standard of quality journalism is being maintained.

wanderlust wrote:
Not sure it is - I might be mistaken. It was in a newspaper stand outside a petrol station on the A17.

If it is still going it's good to see the same standard of quality journalism is being maintained.

Yes indeed.

This should be a real magazine 

Norpig wrote:This should be a real magazine 

Go and sit on the naughty step for 10 minutes   

Anyone in the mood for a bit more Bullshit? I thought not but we shouldn't let that put us off.

This time it's the Grauniad teeming up with the sagacious Maggie Tetlow.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/aug/27/bolton-premier-league-money-ken-anderson-phil-gartside.

I always felt it could only go one way, wrote Mystic Maggie.

You thought how on earth has Sam Allardyce – who was manager from 1999-2007 – persuaded these people to come to Bolton but he did, she also wrote.


No Maggie. Only those with braincell deficiencies wondered how Big Sam persuaded them to come to Bolton. Should we give you one or two clues?


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And spare a thought for the ST's special friend. Despite his heroic efforts poor old Deano had been  eradicated, expunged, annulled, obliterated and erased from all consciousness.


Where's the gratitude, eh?

Norpig wrote:

Maybe you're right, Mr Pig. In the new spirit of kindness, perhaps we should be kinder to bullshitting journos, bullshitting newspapers and bullshitting lynch mobs.

Marc Iles latest comments qualify as 'Premium' according to the Beeno. Even so, you only need a sniff of the first two paras to smell the bullshit.

https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/sport/19668191.bolton-wanderers-already-planning-successor-skipper-antoni-sarcevic/

Not heard from Boncey or Sluffy for a few days. Hope they're both OK.

Premium my ass

The Sun was telling its readers back in July that the England players were planning giving their Euro 2020 bonuses to the NHS, if they won it.


https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/15539397/england-stars-plan-donate-bonuses-nhs/

Well they didn't win it, did they, but the Mail is now telling us that the  players are upset because HMRC are insisting that the losers bonuses are taxed as they should be and they won't be getting as much as they expected.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-10148057/England-players-dispute-FA-tax-payments-bonus-reaching-Euros-final-slashed.html

How will the poor lambs manage to pay their hairdressers?