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hi,
we have just had a little discussion about 'corporate bullshit' in work. My boss said lets see who can come up with the best one - this is mine, its basically telling everyone that we are having a competition about who can come up with the best piece of corporate bullshit today.
Does anybody else work in the 'corporate environment' where talking a load of crap like this is the norm?
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OK team,
Lets take this offline and think outside the box. I'm sure with our forward orientated focus, we could re-write history.
For today’s team building exercise, we are going to use our collective global mindset, along with our knowledge sharing to re-invent the wheel. I call it ‘Funability-architecture.’
During this value-added workday, I recommend we implement a core-idea centrifuge to implement a strategy that will allow multiple deliverables to the corporate communication vocabulary.
I'm sure you all agree this method of knowledge-sharing, will increase our team core-competencies and widen the communication goalposts when verbally swimming down the lanes towards the toll-gates with our associates.
Lets make this a cerebral area-liberating experience.
Many thanks and kind regards,
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I think ive won so far...
Its amazing what Friday boredom can do...
we have just had a little discussion about 'corporate bullshit' in work. My boss said lets see who can come up with the best one - this is mine, its basically telling everyone that we are having a competition about who can come up with the best piece of corporate bullshit today.
Does anybody else work in the 'corporate environment' where talking a load of crap like this is the norm?
.........................................
OK team,
Lets take this offline and think outside the box. I'm sure with our forward orientated focus, we could re-write history.
For today’s team building exercise, we are going to use our collective global mindset, along with our knowledge sharing to re-invent the wheel. I call it ‘Funability-architecture.’
During this value-added workday, I recommend we implement a core-idea centrifuge to implement a strategy that will allow multiple deliverables to the corporate communication vocabulary.
I'm sure you all agree this method of knowledge-sharing, will increase our team core-competencies and widen the communication goalposts when verbally swimming down the lanes towards the toll-gates with our associates.
Lets make this a cerebral area-liberating experience.
Many thanks and kind regards,
............................
I think ive won so far...
Its amazing what Friday boredom can do...
