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41 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you Thu Aug 20, 2020 4:25 pm
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
42 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you Thu Aug 20, 2020 4:27 pm
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
These people need a damn good hiding.
43 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you Sat Aug 22, 2020 12:37 am
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Camping with my lad in Norfolk (weather shit for the first time in months, obviously) I’m developing an unhealthy dislike of blokes from Essex. Place is rammed with holidaymakers mainly from the South and Midlands (thanks Boris you knob) but the only three dickheads on the site are all from Essex. Gobby bloke in the next pitch spent the whole time bragging about his fancy car and fancy camping set up (70k worth) then his wife let slip it was all on credit and that they were from Essex. First thought was if he didn’t have all that kit he could probably buy somewhere nice to live I.e.not Essex. Next dickhead was effing and blinding at his kids and telling them how effing worthless they are - then nice as pie to the neighbours. Third dickhead yelled at the bar staff for slow service (due to covid measures) and ended up chucking a glass at a window and threatening folk.
I never like to generalise but Essex blokes I’ve met this week score 100% on the dickheadometer.
Everybody else has been kind, pleasant and public spirited.
I never like to generalise but Essex blokes I’ve met this week score 100% on the dickheadometer.
Everybody else has been kind, pleasant and public spirited.
44 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you Fri Aug 28, 2020 4:25 pm
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Cliff Richard geriatric calenders.
45 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you Mon Aug 31, 2020 11:13 am
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Toasters. One of the most bonkers industries known to man.
My toaster broke a couple of weeks ago so I set out to find a new one. Simple you might think, a toaster is a toaster, right?
Wrong.
I bought two toasters last week and returned them both. Why? Because they don't fit Warburtons bread in the slots. You know Warburtons, THE MOST POPULAR BREAD IN THE UK.
The slots aren't tall enough to toast the whole slice, so you end up having to turn the bread upside down halfway through. What madness is this?
It's 2020, is it really so difficult to make toaster slots an inch deeper?
My toaster broke a couple of weeks ago so I set out to find a new one. Simple you might think, a toaster is a toaster, right?
Wrong.
I bought two toasters last week and returned them both. Why? Because they don't fit Warburtons bread in the slots. You know Warburtons, THE MOST POPULAR BREAD IN THE UK.
The slots aren't tall enough to toast the whole slice, so you end up having to turn the bread upside down halfway through. What madness is this?
It's 2020, is it really so difficult to make toaster slots an inch deeper?
46 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you Mon Aug 31, 2020 12:02 pm
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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Natasha Whittam wrote:Toasters. One of the most bonkers industries known to man.
My toaster broke a couple of weeks ago so I set out to find a new one. Simple you might think, a toaster is a toaster, right?
Wrong.
I bought two toasters last week and returned them both. Why? Because they don't fit Warburtons bread in the slots. You know Warburtons, THE MOST POPULAR BREAD IN THE UK.
The slots aren't tall enough to toast the whole slice, so you end up having to turn the bread upside down halfway through. What madness is this?
It's 2020, is it really so difficult to make toaster slots an inch deeper?
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Breville-2-Slice-Toaster-Perfect-Warburtons/dp/B00TPM40JQ
47 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you Mon Aug 31, 2020 12:26 pm
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
I have 3 slices of toast each morning, I need a 4 slice.
48 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you Mon Aug 31, 2020 12:39 pm
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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You could buy two toasters?Natasha Whittam wrote:I have 3 slices of toast each morning, I need a 4 slice.
Just think of the fun you could have with them racing each other waiting to see which pops up first!
49 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you Mon Aug 31, 2020 1:20 pm
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat's used to things popping up when she appears. I'm getting one of those toasters KP.karlypants wrote:
You could buy two toasters?
Just think of the fun you could have with them racing each other waiting to see which pops up first!
50 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you Mon Aug 31, 2020 5:10 pm
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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Glad I could helpboltonbonce wrote:Nat's used to things popping up when she appears. I'm getting one of those toasters KP.karlypants wrote:
You could buy two toasters?
Just think of the fun you could have with them racing each other waiting to see which pops up first!
I am surprised that Tasha doesn’t get one of her butlers to make her breakfast though!
51 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you Fri Sep 04, 2020 10:42 am
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
[quote="karlypants"][quote="boltonbonce"][quote="karlypants"]
You could buy two toasters?
Just think of the fun you could have with them racing each other waiting to see which pops up first! :D[/quote]
Nat's used to things popping up when she appears. I'm getting one of those toasters KP. :like:[/quote]
Glad I could help :good:
I am surprised that Tasha doesn’t get one of her butlers to make her breakfast though! :scratch:[/quote]
Ridiculus looks like an over the top blow up doll which she is anyway, there is no way that skinny broad grew all these items. Surprised she has not melted in all that heat.
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You could buy two toasters?
Just think of the fun you could have with them racing each other waiting to see which pops up first! :D[/quote]
Nat's used to things popping up when she appears. I'm getting one of those toasters KP. :like:[/quote]
Glad I could help :good:
I am surprised that Tasha doesn’t get one of her butlers to make her breakfast though! :scratch:[/quote]
Ridiculus looks like an over the top blow up doll which she is anyway, there is no way that skinny broad grew all these items. Surprised she has not melted in all that heat.
What do you want to do ?
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52 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you Fri Sep 04, 2020 10:45 am
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Now we are going to do a little number you might remember from way back, fuck off you twat it's a song or a piece of music.
53 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you Fri Sep 04, 2020 10:57 am
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Angry Dad has turned into incoherent Dad
54 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you Fri Sep 04, 2020 5:54 pm
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Red Tail Snakes horrible just watched one wrap itself round a Cats leg while a few cats watched they killed it and ate it did i cheer or what fuckin hate snakes.
56 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you Sun Sep 06, 2020 12:18 am
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Can’t wait for the rousing finale.boltonbonce wrote:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-54041568
On account of the fact I’ll probably be dead.
57 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you Sun Sep 06, 2020 9:01 am
okocha
El Hadji Diouf
Where's the line between Art and the Emperor's New Clothes? Some creators of pieces of work seem to think the purpose is simply to provoke a reaction.
I still think the film The Favourite, for all the awards it won, is actually just the writer having a laugh at our expense....stuff it full of brilliant actresses and create the illusion of something too deep and meaningful for the man in the street to understand.
I appreciate art that has something meaningful to say about the world and its inhabitants.
I still think the film The Favourite, for all the awards it won, is actually just the writer having a laugh at our expense....stuff it full of brilliant actresses and create the illusion of something too deep and meaningful for the man in the street to understand.
I appreciate art that has something meaningful to say about the world and its inhabitants.
58 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you Mon Sep 28, 2020 7:40 pm
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Football manager impressions.
59 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you Mon Sep 28, 2020 8:51 pm
okocha
El Hadji Diouf
Surely you don't include this one in your list of hates, Bonce.....boltonbonce wrote:Football manager impressions.
60 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you Mon Sep 28, 2020 9:53 pm
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
No, I mean the usual suspects, like this bloke.
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