Gays Win Compensation

wanderlust wrote: If they don't like their customers they shouldn't be in f******* business.

I hate all my customers. What's your point?

If someone's going to give me their money, I don't give a f*** about their personal lives or appearance. They are all equal in my eyes although I do tend to categorise them. They are all in the "people who give me their money" box.

wanderlust wrote:If someone's going to give me their money, I don't give a f*** about their personal lives or appearance. They are all equal in my eyes although I do tend to categorise them. They are all in the "people who give me their money" box.

Fair enough, but some people have principles that are more important to them than money. I, for instance, will not do business with fat people.

Imagine if these two rolled up at your B & B. You can't see their earrings or tattoos so you can't even tell if they're gay or not - for a discriminating landlady it's a fricking nightmare.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Have you ever met a gay couple? You can tell a mile off they are together. Don't pretend otherwise. At least one of them will have earrings, ditto tattoos, one will have a high pitched voice, and one will be obese.

Which one do you reckon hipster is?

I see Hipster as more the high pitched gay, rather than the chubby homosexual.

I have spent the day outside the gays' house holding a placard that said "equal rights for religious B&B owners". Unfortunately with my Adam's Apple and high heels I was mistaken for a "tranny witch" and my fellow B&B supporters turned on me.

Roy broke the hearts of hundreds of thousands of girls/women.

The shock was the same with Liberace, no-one saw it coming at all.

A couple i know are annoyed that the school their kids go to are not doing the nativity this year in case it offends the muslims. Time for this shit to stop.

Numpty 28723 wrote:Imagine if these two rolled up at your B & B. You can't see their earrings or tattoos so you can't even tell if they're gay or not - for a discriminating landlady it's a fricking nightmare.

would you want to change the fucking sheets.

What would have happened if they had gone to a bnb run by a muslim? I can bet they would have been told that of course they can't force the muslim bnb to accept them because we have to RESPECT their religion. Awful.

bit stereotypical your description, don't you think? Not all gay couples are like that. But saying that how can you tell if a straight couple are married, or not , if they want to stay at the B&B or what are the couple's views on a lesbian partnership?

Easy. If they are married the bloke looks miserable as fuck. If they are not married he will be smiling and have a hard-on.

Angry Dad wrote: A couple i know are annoyed that the school their kids go to are not doing the nativity this year in case it offends the muslims. Time for this shit to stop.

Spot on AD !

Dunkels King wrote:

Easy. If they are married the bloke looks miserable as fuck. If they are not married he will be smiling and have a hard-on.

Top answer!

Angry Dad wrote: A couple i know are annoyed that the school their kids go to are not doing the nativity this year in case it offends the muslims. Time for this shit to stop.

Does this actually happen? Its fucking sickening...

Reebok_Rebel wrote:

Angry Dad wrote: A couple i know are annoyed that the school their kids go to are not doing the nativity this year in case it offends the muslims. Time for this shit to stop.

Does this actually happen? Its fucking sickening...

Yes, i've known things like this to happen a lot of the past couple of year.

They change names of nursery rhymes aswell, bla bla rainbow sheep instead of black sheep?........Oh yes that's not going to confuse children when they go looking for bloody rainbow sheep! PC gone mad.

Sometimes it's caused by the bureaucratic pen pushers who work for the council. Didn't one pillock come up with the idea that Christmas should be referred to as Winterland ? ( Stupid Bastard )

I love all the PC rules and regulations.

Numpty 28723 wrote:I love all the PC rules and regulations.

The people responsable for all this shit need deleting.