Not tried it for years, but I'd probably make it the exception.karlypants wrote:Even cherryade?
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181 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Mar 25 2022, 13:43
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
182 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Mar 28 2022, 10:15
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Amazon delivered a parcel yesterday.
I later received an email asking me to rate my delivery.
What are they talking about? The guy handed me the parcel, I thanked him and closed the door.
He didn't fit me with a new hip.
It seems you have to rate everything out of ten these days.
Tesco mobile wanted me to rate them in various aspects of their performance, then wondered if I'd like to submit a video explaining my review.
No I wouldn't. Now piss off.
I later received an email asking me to rate my delivery.
What are they talking about? The guy handed me the parcel, I thanked him and closed the door.
He didn't fit me with a new hip.
It seems you have to rate everything out of ten these days.
Tesco mobile wanted me to rate them in various aspects of their performance, then wondered if I'd like to submit a video explaining my review.
No I wouldn't. Now piss off.
183 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Mar 28 2022, 10:24
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
I ordered some reasonably expensive new earphones from Amazon and i had to tell them a 6 digit code when they arrived, is that a new thing? Never had to do that before?
184 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Mar 28 2022, 10:30
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Norpig wrote:I ordered some reasonably expensive new earphones from Amazon and i had to tell them a 6 digit code when they arrived, is that a new thing? Never had to do that before?
That's been happening for a while now with small expensive items like iPhones and the like.
It's to stop the delivery man taking it.
185 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Mar 28 2022, 10:48
BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Yea, had to do this with the PS5Norpig wrote:I ordered some reasonably expensive new earphones from Amazon and i had to tell them a 6 digit code when they arrived, is that a new thing? Never had to do that before?
186 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Mar 28 2022, 11:13
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Makes sense i suppose, they were £120 so best to be safe.
187 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Mar 28 2022, 12:00
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I recently bought some Sennheiser headphones, and I must say, they're the best I've had.Norpig wrote:I ordered some reasonably expensive new earphones from Amazon and i had to tell them a 6 digit code when they arrived, is that a new thing? Never had to do that before?
188 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Mar 28 2022, 13:24
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
These are the ones i went for. i don't like proper headphones, i always go for the in ear onesboltonbonce wrote:
I recently bought some Sennheiser headphones, and I must say, they're the best I've had.
https://usa.1more.com/products/1more-quad-driver-in-ear-headphones#nav2
189 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Mar 28 2022, 15:37
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I'll wear inner ear ones when I'm out and about, but prefer noise cancelling ones in the house.Norpig wrote:
These are the ones i went for. i don't like proper headphones, i always go for the in ear ones
https://usa.1more.com/products/1more-quad-driver-in-ear-headphones#nav2
The house could burn down around me, and the firemen would find me happily listening to AC/DC in my chair.
190 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Tue Mar 29 2022, 01:39
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:Nat and I have been busy with our newly opened hair salon. I'm dealing with the barnets, Nat's in the back in our minge and pube department waxing off. Come in for a discount.
Rumour has it that Keegan is branching out as an entrepreneur too and has opened a shop in Jamaica selling glass cookware.
It's called "Pyrex of the Caribbean".
191 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Tue Mar 29 2022, 10:00
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
You might want to think about replacing the watch you lost with something a bit more up to date...
193 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Apr 01 2022, 14:00
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Judging by the sixty year olds I know, a better task would be to make him do a time trial. Namely.
2am. Get out of bed. make his way to the bog. Whip the old todger out without pissing himself. Put it back, without dribbling down his leg, thus calling for a change of pyjama trousers.
Make his way back to bed, without standing on an upturned plug or waking his wife.
He has two minutes.
If World Of Sport was still on, they'd show it.
2am. Get out of bed. make his way to the bog. Whip the old todger out without pissing himself. Put it back, without dribbling down his leg, thus calling for a change of pyjama trousers.
Make his way back to bed, without standing on an upturned plug or waking his wife.
He has two minutes.
If World Of Sport was still on, they'd show it.
194 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Apr 04 2022, 14:04
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Just found out that my niece buggered off to a concert wearing one of my hats. She calls it a Walter White hat, a character, apparently, from Breaking Bad. I don't know the programme.
However, taking and wearing someone else's gear, without even asking, is a no no in my book.
Am I being too harsh. If it comes back covered in vomit she's toast.
However, taking and wearing someone else's gear, without even asking, is a no no in my book.
Am I being too harsh. If it comes back covered in vomit she's toast.
195 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Apr 04 2022, 14:11
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
You should watch Breaking Bad it's one of the best TV shows in the last 20 years.boltonbonce wrote:Just found out that my niece buggered off to a concert wearing one of my hats. She calls it a Walter White hat, a character, apparently, from Breaking Bad. I don't know the programme.
However, taking and wearing someone else's gear, without even asking, is a no no in my book.
Am I being too harsh. If it comes back covered in vomit she's toast.
196 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Apr 04 2022, 14:25
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
That's my hat. Although mine has a removable feather.
I've been told to watch so many shows, but somehow end up watching old episodes of Dixon Of Dock Green.
I've been told to watch so many shows, but somehow end up watching old episodes of Dixon Of Dock Green.
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