Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX
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Sluffy
okocha
Natasha Whittam
Ten Bobsworth
boltonbonce
wanderlust
Cajunboy
BoltonTillIDie
gloswhite
Bwfc1958
Boggersbelief
Hip Priest
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204 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Wed Apr 06 2022, 13:11
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Not funny.
205 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Wed Apr 06 2022, 13:41
Sluffy
Admin
wanderlust wrote:Not funny.
Sluffy wrote:boltonbonce wrote:Sluffy, I used to work with a guy with dyslexia, and he had to submit a daily report on iPad, which was quite an intimidating struggle for him. He was helped, in part, by a dictation app, but this often got a few words wrong, leading to some hilarious outcomes.
I once asked him to explain to a non sufferer what it was like, and, after struggling for an answer said, imagine reading an article in which every word on the page has had two extra letters added to them randomly. He had to untangle every word. It's different for each individual by all accounts.
Not even sure they know what causes dyslexia. Read up a little about it, and it does often run in families.
I wouldn't have known Sluffy was dyslexic without him telling us, so his posts are fine. Until he gets financial.
I'm trying Sluffy, I'm trying Bob, but you're basically giving a Rubic Cube to a chimp.
But give me an A for effort.
Thanks for that Bonce.
Wanderlust is just trying to be somewhat vindictive in the sense that he is in his mind just trying to humiliate me, in an attempt to undermine me and what I say or have said.
It's self evident that he holds a number of firmly held views on a number of issues and is clearly obsessed with them as evidenced as to the outpourings he posts on here daily, week in and week out, for several years now.
I guess he's recently moved to tying now on several occasions, to humiliate me over my spelling and grammar, in presumably an attempt to make me limit or maybe even stop posting because I might become too self conscious or embarrassed over the mistakes I may well make.
Little chance of that happening though!
209 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Apr 08 2022, 11:22
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Did you see this Bonce?
210 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Apr 08 2022, 21:23
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
My mate has decided to shave his pubes.
I've warned him against it. I'd never do it myself, due to my dodgy accident history, but he insists it can be done with cream.
I still think he's foolish. Creams can burn, and what on earth are the benefits of shaving.
Any of you lot bald down there?
And before you start, yes, I'm asking for a friend.
I've warned him against it. I'd never do it myself, due to my dodgy accident history, but he insists it can be done with cream.
I still think he's foolish. Creams can burn, and what on earth are the benefits of shaving.
Any of you lot bald down there?
And before you start, yes, I'm asking for a friend.
211 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Apr 08 2022, 21:28
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Where do they go if you hold them in?wanderlust wrote:Did you see this Bonce?
212 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Sat Apr 09 2022, 07:59
okocha
El Hadji Diouf
There's a famous, hilarious review of Veet Cream, which I'm sure a man of your Googling expertise will be able to find, Bonce. Your concerns will be answered there......boltonbonce wrote:My mate has decided to shave his pubes.
I've warned him against it. I'd never do it myself, due to my dodgy accident history, but he insists it can be done with cream.
I still think he's foolish. Creams can burn, and what on earth are the benefits of shaving.
Any of you lot bald down there?
And before you start, yes, I'm asking for a friend.
213 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Sat Apr 09 2022, 10:00
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Seen it. Breadman posted it a few years ago. It's very funny. Wouldn't be surprised if he wrote it.okocha wrote:
There's a famous, hilarious review of Veet Cream, which I'm sure a man of your Googling expertise will be able to find, Bonce. Your concerns will be answered there......
214 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Sat Apr 09 2022, 10:17
okocha
El Hadji Diouf
Ahh, how we miss Breadman on here! Very entertaining, knowledgeable .....and controversial.....his contributions would make the present spats on here seem like mere itches.boltonbonce wrote:
Seen it. Breadman posted it a few years ago. It's very funny. Wouldn't be surprised if he wrote it.
215 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Sat Apr 09 2022, 10:41
Sluffy
Admin
okocha wrote:Ahh, how we miss Breadman on here! Very entertaining, knowledgeable .....and controversial.....his contributions would make the present spats on here seem like mere itches.
Sluffy wrote:I've seen these fake accounts deliberately mislead and wind up genuine posters and it's done untold damage to the site over the years.
Sure it is fun at times and yes a bit of a wind up can be harmless but as always things go too far and people get hurt. We've lost Glos over the xmile account for instance and I KNOW of at least one other fake account on here.
I even treat the fake accounts fairly too, I just rather they didn't cause the havoc they often do.
216 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Sat Apr 09 2022, 11:44
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
There's a fair bit of it about on Youtube, but I do like the 3D Art pranks like this for example.
217 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Sat Apr 09 2022, 14:48
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Theriothly?
219 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Apr 11 2022, 17:28
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I've been confined to my room for the rest of the day. My crime was having a go at this simple Napoleon Cake. Any chef worth his salt makes a bit of a mess. Get a grip.
All I've got up here is a bottle of whiskey and some Kendal Mint Cake. Might have to do an online chippy order.
All I've got up here is a bottle of whiskey and some Kendal Mint Cake. Might have to do an online chippy order.
220 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Tue Apr 12 2022, 12:18
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Couple of Tory mates came round for a brew this morning, and a good session of verbal abuse ensued, which only ended when I waved some Tunnoch's Tea Cakes under their noses.
However, things took a rather strange turn when one of them turned down my proffered cuppa saying, "I'll have coffee, you use Taylors tea, and they're a Marxist organisation".
I decided to let it go over my head, but I think I'll have to investigate what drugs they're taking at Tory grass roots level.
However, things took a rather strange turn when one of them turned down my proffered cuppa saying, "I'll have coffee, you use Taylors tea, and they're a Marxist organisation".
I decided to let it go over my head, but I think I'll have to investigate what drugs they're taking at Tory grass roots level.
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