HomeHarrogate is a hotbed of Marxism. Agatha Christie held secret meetings there.boltonbonce wrote:Couple of Tory mates came round for a brew this morning, and a good session of verbal abuse ensued, which only ended when I waved some Tunnoch's Tea Cakes under their noses.
However, things took a rather strange turn when one of them turned down my proffered cuppa saying, "I'll have coffee, you use Taylors tea, and they're a Marxist organisation".
I decided to let it go over my head, but I think I'll have to investigate what drugs they're taking at Tory grass roots level.
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221 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Tue Apr 12 2022, 15:27
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222 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Tue Apr 12 2022, 15:30
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I'm still at a loss. It has, however, given me a great idea about how I can stop him from eating all my Tunnock's Tea Cakes.wanderlust wrote:
Harrogate is a hotbed of Marxism. Agatha Christie held secret meetings there.
223 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Tue Apr 12 2022, 15:34
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boltonbonce wrote:I'm still at a loss. It has, however, given me a great idea about how I can stop him from eating all my Tunnock's Tea Cakes.wanderlust wrote:
Harrogate is a hotbed of Marxism. Agatha Christie held secret meetings there.
You could have simply licked the top of them all first.
That would have done the trick!
224 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Tue Apr 12 2022, 15:47
boltonbonce
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Don't give me ideas. I'm still in lumber over my kitchen antics yesterday. I'm keeping my head down, sorting my desk draws out. In doing so I've discovered I have over 50 watches. No idea how this came about, but I'm a bit of a watch geek, so I'm not as surprised as I should be.karlypants wrote:
You could have simply licked the top of them all first.
That would have done the trick!
Who even needs a watch these days. None of my immediate family own one.
I need to stop all this hoarding. It's not healthy.
225 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Wed Apr 13 2022, 08:20
Norpig
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One for you Boncey
Minnie the Minx: The children's champion still smashing stereotypes https://t.co/uGcBsxUQ61
— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) April 13, 2022
226 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Wed Apr 13 2022, 09:24
boltonbonce
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Good old Minnie. I was always a big fan of Pansy Potter too. I can't think of Pansy without seeing Clare Balding.
229 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Wed Apr 13 2022, 13:19
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233 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Wed Apr 13 2022, 17:50
boltonbonce
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John's back.
235 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Apr 18 2022, 14:58
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
If you go down in the woods today..........
236 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Tue Apr 19 2022, 12:11
boltonbonce
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Just back from the dentist in Walkden. No treatment needed, thankfully.
Had a stroll round the Ellesmere Centre, and was rather taken aback by the buckets hanging from the ceiling.
Is it an art installation? Do they have an unusually situated leak? Or is this what Vegas would look like if it were situated in the north of England?
Had a stroll round the Ellesmere Centre, and was rather taken aback by the buckets hanging from the ceiling.
Is it an art installation? Do they have an unusually situated leak? Or is this what Vegas would look like if it were situated in the north of England?
237 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Tue Apr 19 2022, 19:18
boltonbonce
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No! I reject it. You'll never see me in frilly pants. You lucky people. What is going on?
Any of you lot wear this sort of stuff?
https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/fashion/sexy-lingerie-for-men-is-shaking-things-up-in-the-bedroom-1.4853723
Any of you lot wear this sort of stuff?
https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/fashion/sexy-lingerie-for-men-is-shaking-things-up-in-the-bedroom-1.4853723
240 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Wed Apr 20 2022, 13:33
boltonbonce
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Bit of a random post, but I remember seeing this interview as a boy, and having a deep feeling of pity for this man.
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