Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX

I got my money back.

Much better than the earlier headsets:

One of the many reasons I no longer drive. I'd fear turning into this guy. Nat deserves more respect.

boltonbonce wrote:One of the many reasons I no longer drive. I'd fear turning into this guy. Nat deserves more respect.

I've seen this before but what a complete and utter tosser who needs his driving license taking away from him.

Why is everyone in a car in such a rush?

Just off to get some more sleeping pills for the wife.

She's woken up.

Good to see the ghost of Brucie at the snooker.

boltonbonce wrote:Just off to get some more sleeping pills for the wife.

She's woken up.

Come off it Boncey.

I know what you and Mrs Bonce really get up to of a night time.

I have no words.

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8pm is a bad time for me. Viewing figures will be interesting.

We watched it the first night, not bothering again. He's a bellend.

Jeremy Vile has joined this channel as well so it's a no from me!

Isn't it quiet without Lusty. What's he up to? 
Sluffy must be sat around the camp fire, like they do in those old westerns, waiting for the indians (ok Native Americans) to attack. 

Sluffy....It's quiet. Too quiet.

KP, from behind a bin......He won't attack at night, he's......Arrrgggh....

A siren wails, or is Norpig going through his iTunes at full blast again?
It's just too tense.

boltonbonce wrote:Isn't it quiet without Lusty. What's he up to? 
Sluffy must be sat around the camp fire, like they do in those old westerns, waiting for the indians (ok Native Americans) to attack. 

Sluffy....It's quiet. Too quiet.

KP, from behind a bin......He won't attack at night, he's......Arrrgggh....

A siren wails, or is Norpig going through his iTunes at full blast again?
It's just too tense.

Didn't he (unsubtly) tells us he was off to Morocco for two weeks, presumably to find some young boys from the Casbah to sign up for the under 16's team he seems to think he plays against!!!

Sharif won't won't like it though...