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521Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX - Page 27 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Jul 18, 2022 1:04 pm

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Driving ban for woman caught speeding five times

In a statement outside court after being sentenced, she said: "I'm truly sorry for speeding.

"Quite properly I've been fined and banned from driving for six months.

"I remain committed to serving the people of Nottinghamshire as police and crime commissioner."

:rofl:






On her official PCC website, Henry listed ensuring an "effective and efficient" police response to speeding as one of her priorities.

She campaigned for election using the slogan "Make Notts Safe" and promised to "reduce crime with action, not words".

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-62207530

Henry, who is married to Conservative Broxtowe MP Darren Henry


To be fair to the police this woman is simply a political appointment - political in the sense Police and Crime Commissioners are voted in but stand on political platforms, for instance a typical ballot paper...

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Her position is untenable in my opinion but I'm not aware of what powers (if any?) there are to remove her if she declines to resign?

522Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX - Page 27 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Jul 18, 2022 1:26 pm

boltonbonce

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That made me laugh. Razz

523Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX - Page 27 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Jul 18, 2022 1:49 pm

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boltonbonce wrote:That made me laugh. Razz

Very Happy

To be honest I did doctor the title slightly for comic effect!

It is funny though and I don't see how she can possibly stay on under the circumstances...

...but it looks as though times have changed under Boris in respect of doing the right things at the right time...

524Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX - Page 27 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Tue Jul 19, 2022 1:30 pm

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Hopefully, the news will be good for Professor Tim. :like:

525Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX - Page 27 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Tue Jul 19, 2022 5:21 pm

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Dutch Decoy withdrawn from tomorrows race.

Will probably run on Friday or Saturday at Newmarket.

526Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX - Page 27 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Tue Jul 19, 2022 5:26 pm

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Cajunboy wrote:Dutch Decoy withdrawn from tomorrows race.

Will probably run on Friday or Saturday at Newmarket.
Good. Neutral

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527Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX - Page 27 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Tue Jul 19, 2022 5:56 pm

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528Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX - Page 27 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Wed Jul 20, 2022 12:45 am

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529Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX - Page 27 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Wed Jul 20, 2022 7:06 pm

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New batch of Carrs pasties arrives tomorrow. It'll be like The Railway Children. Tissues at the ready'.

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530Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX - Page 27 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Wed Jul 20, 2022 7:24 pm

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boltonbonce wrote:New batch of Carrs pasties arrives tomorrow. It'll be like The Railway Children. Tissues at the ready'.

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Cheese pasties? Have you ordered a mountain of butter pies? Very Happy

531Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX - Page 27 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Wed Jul 20, 2022 7:46 pm

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Easy to get butter pies round here. Not so Carrs pasties.

532Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX - Page 27 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu Jul 21, 2022 11:39 am

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Anyone remember door to door salesmen?
We used to get them on a regular basis when I was a kid. They had a variety of wares.
Brushes, vacuum cleaners, encyclopaedias, and even a bloke selling six foot pink feather dusters.
Even the Avon Lady can't be arsed these days.

533Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX - Page 27 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu Jul 21, 2022 11:59 am

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Carrs pasties delivery today between 4-5pm, but ran into a delay near Farnworth.
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534Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX - Page 27 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu Jul 21, 2022 12:35 pm

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535Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX - Page 27 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu Jul 21, 2022 12:38 pm

karlypants

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boltonbonce wrote:

Laughing

536Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX - Page 27 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu Jul 21, 2022 12:56 pm

boltonbonce

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Thanks to KP I've seen Bassini with a ladyboy.

I need to lie down and await my Carrs pasties. 

Nothing could have prepared me for what I saw. Even with my search history. Shocked

537Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX - Page 27 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu Jul 21, 2022 1:01 pm

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I can't get it out of my mind.
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX - Page 27 Anger-issues-issues

538Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX - Page 27 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu Jul 21, 2022 1:10 pm

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boltonbonce wrote:Anyone remember door to door salesmen?
We used to get them on a regular basis when I was a kid. They had a variety of wares.
Brushes, vacuum cleaners, encyclopaedias, and even a bloke selling six foot pink feather dusters.
Even the Avon Lady can't be arsed these days.

We had a chugger knocking on the door of the drawbridge at Bobsworth Towers last week. He said he was calling on behalf of the Great Ormond Street Hospital.

What! In North Lancs? ..dunno.. ..dunno.. ..dunno..

I wondered whether I should ask him if he'd ever heard of 'levelling up' but thought better of it in the end.

539Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX - Page 27 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu Jul 21, 2022 3:37 pm

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540Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX - Page 27 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu Jul 21, 2022 3:45 pm

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I remember the lads that used to come round as a kid with a bag selling cloths, pegs and tickling sticks Bonce.

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