Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX

Cajunboy wrote:

20:10 Newmarket 22 Jul 2022

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DUTCH DECOY


STAND WELL BACK.

In the notebook.

karlypants wrote:I remember the lads that used to come round as a kid with a bag selling cloths, pegs and tickling sticks Bonce.

Bet the cloth man did a bomb round Norpig's.

At last. Should see me over the weekend.

You not a fan of the traditional Carrs Pasties Boncey?

boltonbonce wrote:
Bet the cloth man did a bomb round Norpig's.

No need, i had an old sock 

Norpig wrote:
No need, i had an old sock 

Did you check out Bassini?

boltonbonce wrote:
Did you check out Bassini?

no not yet, i'm scared to 

Quality entertainment. 

What a horse, I've had to buy a bigger wallet.

Cajunboy wrote:What a horse, I've had to buy a bigger wallet.

I had a small wager. Will pay for a few more Carrs pasties.

Glad to hear it!!!!!!

Nice.

Never get tired of this.

boltonbonce wrote:Never get tired of this.

I remember it well, Boncey. Jussi was playing out of his skin at the time and we were picking up three points regularly when otherwise we might have been fortunate to get one.

'If we'd only spent next year's revenue this year we could be in the Champions League' reckoned Big Sam.

'The other leg's got bells on', reckoned Eddie. 'I'm not falling for that one'.

He might well have known where Sam was headed.

What are Bob and Sluffy doing on the BBC?
It's outrageous! Pushing themselves in like this. 
I don't pay my licence fee to see this pair poncing about on the river. I hope they didn't bring my name up. I trust the Nuts top brass will be asking them to explain themselves.

Bloody hell, now Eric's on! Nat's gonna be furious. Why aren't I on? I'm much more worthy of air time.

boltonbonce wrote:What are Bob and Sluffy doing on the BBC?
It's outrageous! Pushing themselves in like this. 
I don't pay my licence fee to see this pair poncing about on the river. I hope they didn't bring my name up. I trust the Nuts top brass will be asking them to explain themselves.

I don't know about Sluffy, Boncey, but that's not me.

Here's a recent photo of me.


What? If Prince Charming can get away with it, I don't see why I shouldn't.

Its that time of year when the Castration want to extort money out of me again. If you don't pay, they send the snooper troopers round issuing threats of having you hauled off to HMP - Walkers Crisps.

The last two were wearing identity badges. One said Cynthia, He, Him, His' , the other Tyrone She, Her, Hers.

I thought they were from the Halifax at first. I won't make that mistake again.

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
I don't know about Sluffy, Boncey, but that's not me.

Here's a recent photo of me.


What? If Prince Charming can get away with it, I don't see why I shouldn't.

Its that time of year when the Castration want to extort money out of me again. If you don't pay, they send the snooper troopers round issuing threats of having you hauled off to HMP - Walkers Crisps.

The last two were wearing identity badges. One said Cynthia, He, Him, His' , the other Tyrone She, Her, Hers.

I thought they were from the Halifax at first. I won't make that mistake again.

No fan of Walkers crisps. I prefer the Seabrook crisps I get from the local B&M.

boltonbonce wrote:
No fan of Walkers crisps. I prefer the Seabrook crisps I get from the local B&M.

Nearest thing to a Kwik Save, is it Boncey?