Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X

Now that video perfectly encapsulates why football is so much more than a GAME! Nearly had me in tears by the end.

https://mirror.uncyc.org/wiki/The_Bruce_Forsyth_Cult

This is new to me. I know nothing about it.

Dutch Decoy runs at Doncaster today in the 3.35. Boyle are paying six places and I'm on at 25/1.

33/1 on bet365

Just got back from the dentist £420 lighter. Good job I've got insurance. 

Let those Russkies try it.  

Keeping a low profile at home. Bought another teddy bear. This a couple of days after buying a bendy Noddy car. Steve the postie knows to stash my parcels in the porch cupboard, away from prying eyes, so I should be able to sneak it in without too much fuss.
My birthday is fast approaching, and I've hinted that I'd like a ventriloquist's dummy. I hint at this nearly every year, to no avail. I don't want to push my luck by buying one myself, so I reckon I'll be disappointed again.
I'm told I'm getting socks and some silk pyjamas.
What a shower of shit.

Silk pyjamas are no good for you Boncey, you'll slip out of bed and injure yourself 

Norpig wrote:Silk pyjamas are no good for you Boncey, you'll slip out of bed and injure yourself 

I know. I'm a striped pyjama man myself. No fancy stuff. I'm no Cary Grant.
Mind you, I might be able to tempt Nat out of retirement with a bit of silk, and a flash of leg. I've still got a few moves.
Might even let her play with my bendy Noddy car.

Amazon is pushing its luck with regard to my recommendations. Might have to have a word.

boltonbonce wrote:Amazon is pushing its luck with regard to my recommendations. Might have to have a word.

It's mugs all round then!

Thought you might like this Bonce...

Great Lives
Sir Bruce Forsyth

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m001y1yb?at_mid=hBb3V7YeLV&at_campaign=Great_Lives_Sir_Bruce_Forsyth&at_medium=display_ad&at_campaign_type=owned&at_link_origin=promo_box&at_audience_id=TV&at_product=sounds&at_brand=b006qxsb&at_ptr_name=bbc&at_ptr_type=media&at_format=image&at_objective=consumption&at_link_title=Great_Lives_Sir_Bruce_Forsyth&at_bbc_team=BBC

Sluffy wrote:Thought you might like this Bonce...

Great Lives
Sir Bruce Forsyth

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m001y1yb?at_mid=hBb3V7YeLV&at_campaign=Great_Lives_Sir_Bruce_Forsyth&at_medium=display_ad&at_campaign_type=owned&at_link_origin=promo_box&at_audience_id=TV&at_product=sounds&at_brand=b006qxsb&at_ptr_name=bbc&at_ptr_type=media&at_format=image&at_objective=consumption&at_link_title=Great_Lives_Sir_Bruce_Forsyth&at_bbc_team=BBC

Thanks Sluffy. Been a bit busy and didn't notice this, so big thanks for the heads up. I'll savour it with a strong brew and a few Jaffa Cakes.

Fish Flops are the future! Just seen a bloke selling hot spuds out the back of his trailer wearing them on Rate My Takeaway.

You need to get a pair Bonce...

karlypants wrote:Fish Flops are the future! Just seen a bloke selling hot spuds out the back of his trailer wearing them on Rate My Takeaway.

You need to get a pair Bonce...

What monstrous horror is this!?
I'm sure they're fine for a man who sells spuds out of the back of a trailer, but Bonce inhabits a far loftier plain, where fish heads know their plaice. Pun intended.
I'm outraged that you would even consider me a possible customer.
My slippers are not to be messed with.

Oh, those Republicans.