Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X

karlypants wrote:Congratulations are in order for putting up with Natasha that long!

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:Congratulations are in order for putting up with Natasha that long!

Nat's ok. I've got a functioning arsehole. But a spare is always handy.

boltonbonce wrote:Heinz no longer produce celery soup. Wondered why I've struggled to get it.
I'll have to take action. They're not getting away with this.

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
You could take Sluffy's advice and appeal to the High Court, Boncey. Sluffy's an expert on these things and if you're lucky you might find a lawyer for as little as £500 per hour.

My advice though is to  make your own. Here's a recipe that the Andersons swear by.

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/celery-soup

boltonbonce wrote:Nat's ok. I've got a functioning arsehole. But a spare is always handy.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

10 years I've had to put up with this bullery. I'd probably be out by now if I'd pushed him down the stairs when I had the chance in 2013.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Another selfie?

boltonbonce wrote:No, that's Voluptuous Vera. £19.99, pump included.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

I think Vera can do better.

boltonbonce wrote:Not very happy about this.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-66887717

Wonder if Adguard will block them?

boltonbonce wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:

10 years I've had to put up with this bullery. I'd probably be out by now if I'd pushed him down the stairs when I had the chance in 2013.

I'd have survived. I used to be in the Royal Marines Flower Arranging Parachute Regiment.

When we leapt from the plane we shouted 'Geranium'.

I know how to fall.