HomeHeinz no longer produce celery soup. Wondered why I've struggled to get it.
I'll have to take action. They're not getting away with this.
I'll have to take action. They're not getting away with this.
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X
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Natasha Whittam
boltonbonce
karlypants
Norpig
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Sluffy
Ten Bobsworth
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542 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Fri Sep 22 2023, 13:27
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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Congratulations are in order for putting up with Natasha that long! 
543 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Fri Sep 22 2023, 13:30
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat's ok. I've got a functioning arsehole. But a spare is always handy.karlypants wrote:Congratulations are in order for putting up with Natasha that long!
544 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Fri Sep 22 2023, 13:56
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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boltonbonce wrote:Nat's ok. I've got a functioning arsehole. But a spare is always handy.karlypants wrote:Congratulations are in order for putting up with Natasha that long!
545 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Fri Sep 22 2023, 15:04
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Not very happy about this.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-66887717
Wonder if Adguard will block them?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-66887717
Wonder if Adguard will block them?
546 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Fri Sep 22 2023, 15:18
Ten Bobsworth
Frank Worthington
You could take Sluffy's advice and appeal to the High Court, Boncey. Sluffy's an expert on these things and if you're lucky you might find a lawyer for as little as £500 per hour.boltonbonce wrote:Heinz no longer produce celery soup. Wondered why I've struggled to get it.
I'll have to take action. They're not getting away with this.
My advice though is to make your own. Here's a recipe that the Andersons swear by.
https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/celery-soup
547 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Fri Sep 22 2023, 15:47
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Thanks Bob. I'll get my 'chef' to make a start on it tomorrow.Ten Bobsworth wrote:
You could take Sluffy's advice and appeal to the High Court, Boncey. Sluffy's an expert on these things and if you're lucky you might find a lawyer for as little as £500 per hour.
My advice though is to make your own. Here's a recipe that the Andersons swear by.
https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/celery-soup
Campbell's do it, but they took over my dad's firm, promising jobs would be safe, then promptly sacked two thirds of them.
He'd turn in his grave if I even thought about it.
548 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Fri Sep 22 2023, 15:51
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Anyone going? 
549 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Fri Sep 22 2023, 15:55
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:Nat's ok. I've got a functioning arsehole. But a spare is always handy.
10 years I've had to put up with this bullery. I'd probably be out by now if I'd pushed him down the stairs when I had the chance in 2013.
550 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Fri Sep 22 2023, 15:56
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
I'm sure i've told this story before but PJ Proby used to drink in my local on Chorley Old Road. I didn't have a clue who he was for a while, just a permanently pissed Yank wearing a Stetson but it was really him.
551 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Fri Sep 22 2023, 16:02
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I'd have survived. I used to be in the Royal Marines Flower Arranging Parachute Regiment.Natasha Whittam wrote:
10 years I've had to put up with this bullery. I'd probably be out by now if I'd pushed him down the stairs when I had the chance in 2013.
When we leapt from the plane we shouted 'Geranium'.
I know how to fall.
552 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Fri Sep 22 2023, 16:12
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Well. that's the last time I'll buy a sex doll on ebay. 'Voluptuous Vera' my arse.
553 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Fri Sep 22 2023, 16:19
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Another selfie?
554 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Fri Sep 22 2023, 16:22
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
No, that's Voluptuous Vera. £19.99, pump included. I'm gutted.Natasha Whittam wrote:Another selfie?
I wanted a blonde.
555 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Fri Sep 22 2023, 16:27
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:No, that's Voluptuous Vera. £19.99, pump included.
I think Vera can do better.
556 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Fri Sep 22 2023, 16:32
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I'd keep your eye on Eric then.Natasha Whittam wrote:
I think Vera can do better.
557 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Fri Sep 22 2023, 16:42
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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boltonbonce wrote:Not very happy about this.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-66887717
Wonder if Adguard will block them?
Not good Bonce
558 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Fri Sep 22 2023, 16:44
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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boltonbonce wrote:I'd have survived. I used to be in the Royal Marines Flower Arranging Parachute Regiment.Natasha Whittam wrote:
10 years I've had to put up with this bullery. I'd probably be out by now if I'd pushed him down the stairs when I had the chance in 2013.
When we leapt from the plane we shouted 'Geranium'.
I know how to fall.
559 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Fri Sep 22 2023, 17:46
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Posts : 38249
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Seen it all now…
Instructions on how to shave your foo foo ffs!
Instructions on how to shave your foo foo ffs!
560 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Fri Sep 22 2023, 18:14
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Desperate Dan had the right idea. Nat should have thought it through though.
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